superangrymonkey

So I made a video declaring the truth that we do not have a constitutionally appointed individual right to vote.

This guy Edgrot, being fat and toothless, decided that Iw as wrong and replied to me with THIS video

He sucks and I replied to his suck and wrong in some comments on that vide4o and he retorted with THIS video

Now this made me angry and I replied with this

Now he’s owned completely but one of my subscribers and friends made this two part retort to mr edgrot, which totally kicks ass

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edgrot the imaginary constitutional law teacher

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I wonder if any of you are out there watching, the way you used to do. Waiting for every time I fail, hanging on every word and keeping score, waiting for me to contradict what I said or what I did so you can throw it back in my face. I see the way you do it to everyone else and I see the way they cry and apologize. The allure of the herd can be a powerful thing but you’re not fooling me. I can see you for what you really are, underneath the lies and the vacuum cleaner salesman smile I know what is really going on. When you are out there among the crowd and you draw all of the warmth and life from it I can see for a moment that you aren’t so different than I am.

You don’t need these people, just like me. I know you aren’t doing what you do out of any kind of depravation or a need to sustain yourself. Equipped with a smile and your good looks, nurtured off of GNC products and catalogues your ready to eat the world. People flock to you like you’re some kind of messiah, too blind to see the things that I see. You work a modern miracle, giving everyone what they think they want and waiting for the time where you can pressure them to return the favor.

Since you don’t do it because you need to survive like social parasites I am forced to wonder why you do the things you do. The people living on the fringe tell me it is because you are consumed by a malignant hatred but if that were true, wouldn’t I be just like you? Some people say that it is because no one taught you how to act but if that were true wouldn’t there be a lot more of you? I wonder if you do it just because it is fun, the way anyone pursues anything really. We are all stuck here a finite amount of time and maybe you are just finding a different way than most to kill time. That doesn’t mean I agree with you or think what people like you do is right either but unless you are exploiting the truly helpless then what business of mine is it to stop you.

The only time I get annoyed by people like you is when I see you subverting ideas that are sanctified in my eyes. Concepts like life, liberty, and property are important and to take those things against someone’s will makes you the scum of the earth. I don’t go after cults because the people were dumb enough to be duped. There is no excuse to roll over and become a victim just because someone manages to fill some lonely spot deep inside you. Unless you cult starts killing or hurting innocent people or people who couldn’t protect themselves I believe fully that you are in your right to do your own thing and seek an answer for all of this any way that you want to. The people who really both me are the ones who are out there hurting the truly innocent people. A lot of people like me have a view that no one is innocent but I disagree.

Children are innocent and when you hurt a child a little fist inside me clenches and I would be more than willing to flip the electric chair switch for you.

A lot of people seem to think that it is their goddamn duty to try to save people that ought to be able to save themselves. I am not one of those people. I am on the end of the spectrum that says that if you are an adult and if you have a working mind, and that is a term that only applies loosely to most people, then you ought to be able to discern for yourself whether someone who you are associating with have your best interests in mind or not and chances are unless they are directly related to you and even then sometimes they don’t.

What I am trying to say is that there is no need to worry about what anyone else is doing unless it affects you. It seems strange to have to say this to a bunch of people who are supposed to be adults but oh well. You might call me a hypocrite for saying it seeing as I call people stupid for doing whateverthefuck it is that they do but am I really going to the lengths that say, Christian evangelicals go to try to make sure people believe the same things that I do? I should say certainly not. I do this because it is funny to watch people squirm.

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