superangrymonkey

Well since it is the center of the media’s attention right now the superangrymonkey show had to address the mental breakdown of Britney Spears. Usually you could expect that my insensitivity to the issue of how her life has worked out would worm it’s way into my being a citizen journalist but I actually after looking into who she is a little bit more went into going this with an open mine and have come up to two conclusions about the entire circus that is this woman’s life right now.

She needs to either nut up or shut up. This girl has been surrounded by parasites for her entire life. If she was still a 13 year old girl I might be able to force myself to feel some kind of pity for her but now that she is a full grown adult I just can’t do it. No matter how hard I try to the tumor in my frontal lobe prevents me to be able to admit that I feel sorry for her. She is at a stage now where she could easily tell all of those people to fuck off. So what if she never had a career again? I am sure that the world can live one more day without her no-talent shitbox self warbling another tune like a songbird with its neck snapped.

Since she does want the attention no matter how much it is damaging her I don’t give a rat’s ass if she loses her fucking mind. I know that sounds heartless but I never once claimed to be a warm and sensitive individual now did I? The other thing I have come to realize is that the media absolutely fucking repulses me. How can people find so much joy in another human being’s misery and dwell on it like little fucking parasites. The same people that are jerking off to every single tabloid article regarding Britney Spears are the people who will tell me that I am an asshole in finding joy in human suffering. Hypocrite bitch motherfuckers need to be dropped off of something very high and their bodies made to pop like water balloons on the streets.

That is all, have a nice day.

So there was a judge that ruled myspace not liable for a girl getting molested and even gave the mom a little bit of hell for being negligent. Wait? Wow the world may be salvageable after all. If I were to ever have a sexual fantasy involving another man it would have to include this magnificent human being of a judge that still believes in a little thing called personal responsibility. The fact that this made news coverage even more tells me that we might not be doomed after all. When you think about it though, it really does have to come as a hell of a shock for a lot of the people out there in the United States of America and in a lot of respects, the world as well.

Let’s face it really. We live in a time that all around the world people are asking for blame to be cast on people who had no fault in whatever little brand of misfortune has been stacked on them. When I had heard that a 13 year old girl who lied about her age’s parents were suing myspace I thought to myself “Well that’ll be them hitting the lottery for their own child neglect.

What can I say? When I’m wrong I’m wrong.

ger says:

ships are ghey, like pirates

Armflailing mongoloid cripple boy says:

no wei

Armflailing mongoloid cripple boy says:

cowboys are ghey

Armflailing mongoloid cripple boy says:

not pirates

ger says:

not the term, pay special attention.. ok? here goes “ass pirate”

ger says:

cowboys are fodder

Armflailing mongoloid cripple boy says:

what about anal ranger

Armflailing mongoloid cripple boy says:

and clowns are gay too

ger says:

why my people, the chosen people, take over the world we’re using cowboys as meat shields. Giant belt buckles make effective bullet catchers

Armflailing mongoloid cripple boy says:

which peopel are those

Armflailing mongoloid cripple boy says:

white?

Armflailing mongoloid cripple boy says:

 

ger says:

Yukoners

Armflailing mongoloid cripple boy says:

oh

Armflailing mongoloid cripple boy says:

right

Armflailing mongoloid cripple boy says:

and mutant polar bears

ger says:

all thirty five thousand of us

Armflailing mongoloid cripple boy says:

yes

ger says:

us against the world, it’s not a fair fight

Armflailing mongoloid cripple boy says:

the world doesn’t stand a chance

Armflailing mongoloid cripple boy says:

the people from the frigid north will take over

Armflailing mongoloid cripple boy says:

and eat all of the cheesecake

ger says:

and drink all the beer

Armflailing mongoloid cripple boy says:

and molest all the children

Armflailing mongoloid cripple boy says:

and marry all of their sisters

ger says:

only the bad ones

Armflailing mongoloid cripple boy says:

 

Armflailing mongoloid cripple boy says:

ah I see

ger says:

oh and make sure everybody knows how to drive, use cell phones properly and pay their taxes on time

ger says:

listening to some music and kinda zoning

Armflailing mongoloid cripple boy says:

mmm

Armflailing mongoloid cripple boy says:

zoning

Armflailing mongoloid cripple boy says:

that gave me a zoner

ger says:

just one of them days

ger says:

sorry, my zoners are not for resale, lending or you know.. removable

Armflailing mongoloid cripple boy says:

it is

Armflailing mongoloid cripple boy says:

mmmm removable zoners

Armflailing mongoloid cripple boy says:

wouldn’t that make them zildoes?

ger says:

not removeable

Armflailing mongoloid cripple boy says:

lol

ger says:

so now

ger says:

no*

Armflailing mongoloid cripple boy says:

no zildoes

ger says:

thpt

ger says:

maybe your thing, for like, when you have your little tea parties and kick back with your friends but not for me man.. nope

ger says:

 

Armflailing mongoloid cripple boy says:

you are my friends

Armflailing mongoloid cripple boy says:

 

Armflailing mongoloid cripple boy says:

don’t make me go emo like etude

Armflailing mongoloid cripple boy says:

I’ll do it

Armflailing mongoloid cripple boy says:

I’ll make a six minute lonbg youtube video about it

ger says:

fuck, I’ll do just about anything to avoid that

Armflailing mongoloid cripple boy says:

I’ll bet you will

ger says:

and should it happen, just turn off my computer, put it in a box and forget I ever knew you because you’ll be ground zero for a gay convention held twice per anum

Armflailing mongoloid cripple boy says:

lol

Armflailing mongoloid cripple boy says:

so will you even take a zildo?

ger says:

no, I’ve my own crystiline kidney zoners

Armflailing mongoloid cripple boy says:

mwahaha

ger says:

result of too much disapointment and diet coke

Armflailing mongoloid cripple boy says:

that’ll do it

Armflailing mongoloid cripple boy says:

how about I punt you in the zoner

Armflailing mongoloid cripple boy says:

it’ll clear you right up

ger says:

oo, I’ll take two