Armflailing mongoloid cripple boy says:
you know I invented the internet?
ger says:
yeah
Armflailing mongoloid cripple boy says:
yup
Armflailing mongoloid cripple boy says:
with three beans and some spit
Armflailing mongoloid cripple boy says:
and elbow grease
ger says:
should’ve used 4 beans and we’d all be doing fine
Armflailing mongoloid cripple boy says:
I was poor
Armflailing mongoloid cripple boy says:
and now its too late to integrate them
ger says:
way to go fucknuts
Armflailing mongoloid cripple boy says:
then fucking Al gore came and took all the credit
ger says:
that bastard
Armflailing mongoloid cripple boy says:
I know
Armflailing mongoloid cripple boy says:
what a fucking douche cock
ger says:
should’ve brought him out back and shot him years ago
Armflailing mongoloid cripple boy says:
Now he gets to run for president
Armflailing mongoloid cripple boy says:
fucker
ger says:
again?
Armflailing mongoloid cripple boy says:
if the ameican people only knew the hard work I put into their getting illegal pornography I would be the top running candidate
Armflailing mongoloid cripple boy says:
I’d make the troops call me Mr. Asshole
ger says:
lol
Armflailing mongoloid cripple boy says:
and the people call me the motherfucker in charge
Armflailing mongoloid cripple boy says:
and literally fuck mothers
Armflailing mongoloid cripple boy says:
and when they ask me id you have sex with that woman?” I’d say “wouldn’t you?”
ger says:
heh
Armflailing mongoloid cripple boy says:
Damn right
Armflailing mongoloid cripple boy says:
hell I’d hire interns for the purpose of sucking my dick
Armflailing mongoloid cripple boy says:
“You wanna get into politics sweetie, my good word is behind my zipper”
Armflailing mongoloid cripple boy says:
cause absolute power corrupts absolutely
ger says:
heh
ger says:
gives me a great idea, lets have all the world leaders desexed
Armflailing mongoloid cripple boy says:
lol why?
ger says:
get your mind off your naughty bits, you’ve got a fucking world to run asshole
