Liberalism for Retards

March 27th, 2007 by superangrymonkey

I don’t know if I actually managed to convey how much I do get called a liberal despite having said over and over again which political affiliation I fall under. In a lot of ways it plays into my heartlessness when it comes to having no pity for people who should be able to help themselves. I am not for living in a world where I am a ward of my government and there to me is no excuse for people who do.

What it all boils down to is that there are a whole lot of people who want the government to be able to take everything it wants and that above all other things in this world pisses me off.

I’m an individualist that believes in being held accountable for his own actions. I am all about personal freedom over the freedom enforced by the government because once freedom is made a law it isn’t freedom anymore.

Have a nice day.



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The Story of Nonsmokerella

March 26th, 2007 by superangrymonkey

I have been playing with the idea of making a video about non smokers and their never ending quest to decide what I get to put into my lungs for a while now and have only now gotten around to it. It just seems like maybe these pussies were hugged too much as kids or not enough because their stunted worldview says that everyone must live the way that they do in order for the world to continue functioning as a congruous unit.

I know that a lot of people will think that I am just nit picking when it comes to shit like this but it is this little stuff that allows the big ideas to get more momentum. Every power that you give the government gives them more authority to tell you what to do. I don’t know how I can put it any more plainly than that but there it is. I enjoy living in this country but when the people what the government to tell them everything they can and can’t do how can that possibly be described as a free country?

It’s not a matter of coincidence that rabid non smokers are the same people who support things like surveillance and the like. I know that these kinds of things are hard for a lot of people to grasp so let me really dumb it down for all of you special people out there. If you give someone an inch they will definitely take a mile. The same goes for governments. The more power we give them the more they are going to take for themselves. The people running this country and in a lot of countries around the world have already proven themselves to be self serving politicians and not much interested in the countries that they are supposed to be leading.



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I Hate Liars

March 14th, 2007 by superangrymonkey

If there is one thing that I absolutely fucking hate in this world it is a liar. This guy who calls himself the hurricane is a liar of the worst kind. That kind of course being the kind that can’t even think of a fucking good lie and would take a truly moronic individual to believe. I am sort of venting all of my frustrations with this kind of person on this one guy but it just pushed me over the top.

I remember sitting here this morning and thinking “Gee, I wonder what I am going to make a video about today?”

I even thought of doing another political one, you know one that has a deeper meaning than stabbing people with my own aggression. All sense of meaning and reason were lost when I witnessed this fucktard doing his thing on the youtube.

When you think about it though, isn’t there just someone that really and truly pisses you off? I have a lot of those people but people like thedramatube never cease to annoy me with their constant rattling off at the mouth about everything. I don’t mind hearing someone’s opinion but when the person can’t open their mouth without a sea of bullshit with live maggots wriggling around inside nothing is going to save them from my wrath. As biblical as that sounds I mean it.

Have a nice day



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Take That Jesus

March 7th, 2007 by superangrymonkey

Let’s face it. There is an ideology that produces more of the fear and hate than any other except Islam. Christianity is a sickening display of revolting ancient garbage that should have been crushed as soon as it came out of the womb of its cult leader’s mother. Maybe that sounds a little bit harsh but I am goddamned sick and tired of these Jesus freaks trying to tell me how to live my life, who and when to fuck, how to eat, how to sleep, and how to not offend their made up God.

There is a lot of terrible shit out there and it has always been a goal of mine to entertain myself by pointing it out. A lot of people have decided to come along for the ride as subscribers to my youtube videos or as visitors to my website. That’s great. Just to clear the air though and so there is no possibility of confusion later on I’ve got something to say. At some point, even if you like me, I am going to say something that will piss you off. It is an eventuality that cannot be avoided and I’m not going to tone it down for any of you. Take that as your warning bitches.

This video marked my first true rant against an entire religion. I never wanted to be another one of the youtube atheist channels because I get tired of talking about it or watching someone reflecting or trying to discredit the things I already think about the way the world works.

Have a nice day.



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Ims with RandomBurn3

March 6th, 2007 by superangrymonkey

Armflailing mongoloid cripple boy says:

you know I invented the internet?

ger says:

yeah

Armflailing mongoloid cripple boy says:

yup

Armflailing mongoloid cripple boy says:

with three beans and some spit

Armflailing mongoloid cripple boy says:

and elbow grease

ger says:

should’ve used 4 beans and we’d all be doing fine

Armflailing mongoloid cripple boy says:

I was poor

Armflailing mongoloid cripple boy says:

and now its too late to integrate them

ger says:

way to go fucknuts

Armflailing mongoloid cripple boy says:

then fucking Al gore came and took all the credit

ger says:

that bastard

Armflailing mongoloid cripple boy says:

I know

Armflailing mongoloid cripple boy says:

what a fucking douche cock

ger says:

should’ve brought him out back and shot him years ago

Armflailing mongoloid cripple boy says:

Now he gets to run for president

Armflailing mongoloid cripple boy says:

fucker

ger says:

again?

Armflailing mongoloid cripple boy says:

if the ameican people only knew the hard work I put into their getting illegal pornography I would be the top running candidate

Armflailing mongoloid cripple boy says:

I’d make the troops call me Mr. Asshole

ger says:

lol

Armflailing mongoloid cripple boy says:

and the people call me the motherfucker in charge

Armflailing mongoloid cripple boy says:

and literally fuck mothers

Armflailing mongoloid cripple boy says:

and when they ask me id you have sex with that woman?” I’d say “wouldn’t you?”

ger says:

heh

Armflailing mongoloid cripple boy says:

Damn right

Armflailing mongoloid cripple boy says:

hell I’d hire interns for the purpose of sucking my dick

Armflailing mongoloid cripple boy says:

“You wanna get into politics sweetie, my good word is behind my zipper”

Armflailing mongoloid cripple boy says:

cause absolute power corrupts absolutely

ger says:

heh

ger says:

gives me a great idea, lets have all the world leaders desexed

Armflailing mongoloid cripple boy says:

lol why?

ger says:

get your mind off your naughty bits, you’ve got a fucking world to run asshole



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