PETA Loves to Rip on KFC

July 27th, 2007 by superangrymonkey

Well I have some simple facts for you about chickens and slaughterhouses since all of you seem so content to fall for what is obviously a ploy to scare people and disgust people into vegetarianism. They picked a perfect time to release it, while everyone is up in arms over the cruelty. When you call the toll free number at the end of the video it takes you to a menu where they are giving you Jesus (who ate meat), an anti KFC DVD horror movie, and vegetarian propaganda. Oh boy.

Firstly, there is no such thing as a “free range chicken” every chicken on the planet is a domesticated animal, i.e. bred, fed, and raised by human beings for our eating and egg stealing enjoyment.

Second, chickens are not “smart” and certainly not as smart as dogs. They sit in those hen houses and when it gets hot in there in the summer they all get in one big pile till the ones on the bottom die of suffocation, yeah THAT is a fucking intelligent bird there. Chicken brains are tiny compared to the brains of other birds, most of there brain functions revolve around knowing when they are hungry and how to walk. That’s all. They don’t form friendships they are aggressive as hell which leads me to my next point; the chickens that are dead in houses are killed by chickens. When they find out something is wrong with another chicken THEY kill it.

phgrl4u, you are wrong. It is now against federal law to use ANY kind of hormone on chicken at all, if that were true the facility would be shut down. You can look on ANY prepackaged chicken at a store and see it. PETA is an extremist organization.

A simple google search will tell you that the average lifespan of a chicken is 5-7 years and only once in awhile will you get one that lives more than 12. You don’t want to eat a chicken that is older than young adulthood because they won’t be tasty. Also a chicken fed and bred to be food should be treated like *gasp* food.

They do go through a stun bath but the same government act that illegalized using chemicals to alter the growth of the chickens make sure that the voltage was enough to stun the chicken. They are also not feathered while alive, ever. They are run through a machine that cuts their heads off with a piece of strung razor wire while they are still stunned. When one gets missed, they are taken off of the line and have their heads cut off, while they are still stunned and hung again on the line.

While they are being caught they are carried, three in each arm and set into the crates. ANY bruised meat results in a loss of wages. Since the catchers are very well paid for unskilled labor (14 to 22 dollars an hour) they don’t want to lose any of their money.

This footage is totally old. You can tell by looking and I want all of you to do some independent research, that means OBJECTIVE research and stop falling for this terrorist ploy.

 

In addition, if you feel you are being swayed by the intelligence and articulation of Pamela Anderson. Shoot yourself

Have a nice day

 

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A Movie I Found Called The Disposer

July 23rd, 2007 by superangrymonkey


Disposer

Posted Oct 03, 2005

A phone-sex encounter with a beautiful girl turns into a gruesome experience.

Have a nice day



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Why I am An Atheist

July 23rd, 2007 by superangrymonkey

Why I am an Atheist:

A Missive by Baskin Monkey

 

hi superangrymonkey

Just want to say I enjoyed watching your videos. You made some really good points and they were thorough. I was gazing at your profile and noticed you’re an atheist. I would like t Just want to say I enjoyed watching your videos. You made some really good points and they were thorough. I was gazing at your profile and noticed you’re an atheist. I would like to hear your opinions on what factors influenced, and or why you chose to be an atheist? This is just out of curiosity. If it however, pass the boundary of your privacy, you don’t have to answer me. Thank you for reading. Have a nice day.

*smile always and monkey rules*

-shinko

 

 

I got this email earlier from someone who watches my videos and I thought it was a question that needed addressing since I don’t actually do much talking about my own history.  The simple answer to the question of why I am an Atheist is not as simple as me choosing, I was an Atheist since I was very young.

 

As a child I grew up in a home that was not overbearingly religious at all.  My mom and dad believed and believe in God and Christian as far as I can tell but they saw baptism and most importantly religion as something that should be left up to a person when they are old enough to decide for themselves.  I’ll always be thankful that they did that.

 

I did go to Sunday school when I was a kid and when I was presented with the Judeo-Christian Yahweh I knew even then that I didn’t believe in it.  Even back then I remember thinking “with all of the technology we have, if there was a God up in the sky we would have found him by now.”  It was a view I kept to myself because I knew that I would hurt my mom’s feelings if I told her, or the Sunday school teacher so.

 

Growing up I looked into other religions and even flirted with them but I found that any relationship with any God proved to be one sided, and not only that but the one thing that any religion lacks is proof.  This is where the theist will chime in “But you can’t prove that God DOESN’T exist either!”  The truth is though, that no matter how you slice it, the burden of proof isn’t on the non believer, I am not trying to convert you to Atheism you are trying to convert me to <insert religion here>. 

 

For a long time I didn’t even call myself an Atheist (although I was.) I was just a non believer.  I didn’t care what people believed.  I thought that religions did more good for the world than harm until I began to look into all of them a little more deeply. 

 

Horror isn’t an adequate description of the reaction I had when I looked into history and saw what man’s belief in fairies had done to other people.  It truly became one of the first reasons why I started to hate people.

 

I am an Atheist because for everything right religion has done for the world there have been ten atrocities committed in the name of <insert God here>.  I am an Atheist because there is NO Gods, Goddesses, Magic, Goblins, Fairies, Demons, Angels, or Miracles.  I am an Atheist because I know that good and evil can only be committed and inflicted on others by people, good ones and bad ones.  I am an Atheist because I believe that a world with one less god is a world with one less moron.  I am an Atheist because my mommy taught me to be true to myself, even if she took it back later on.



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superangrymonkey Replies to An Admirer

July 22nd, 2007 by superangrymonkey

So let’s start at the start shall we? Alright, I’m ready for you. I’ve sent you this note thing here for two reasons, Ugh, the first and foremost I think we can both agree on is that those text blocks down there? far too small for a nice valid point and explanation. I agree with that. Second, This shouldn’t really go up in public anyhow. It will however.

First to address you’re first comment. I definitely appreciate that you’ve got enough smarts to catch that. I provide my critical eye free of charge. You’re average person would immediately have their heads crammed well within the deep reaches of their bowels, rather than see issues and reply, especially as well as you’ve done. For that, I do applaud you. Way to be.

While it may have been a little tactless for me to say such things, you don’t have to point out to me my own self contradicting points. Your comment was an insult. How did you expect me to reply? Sometimes It’s a little unavoidable to get said point across. There are approximately 500,000 words in the English language. All you had to do is pick yours a little more carefully. But I’m no tactician and in that, I wasn’t shooting for gold here. Well that’ll teach you to keep your mouth shut hmm?

Second, while you may be smart enough to hang, and usher in a great conversation on any controversy I could hope to toss at you I can, I’ve done it before at great length. (I’m not good at that, but I like to think I have a decent handle… I’ve been wrong before, but I’ve been right too. I’m glad you came with a handle, it’ll make it easier when I toss you around some.), While that fact may remain, what with the ultra-high intelligence that you so clearly posses, as though everyone else on Youtube doesn’t boast the same, Flattery will get you everywhere. I only wish you had enough control over that mouth of yours not to stoop down to such a childish attack. I have a perfect amount of control over my mouth, I hit you where it hurts. Personal attacks, man? come on, I’d have hoped for better. It obviously had the desired effect. Personal attacks on my art? Yes. One of the quickest ways aside from calling me a liar and a thief in an unjustified, and unproven manner to start my fire. However, you believe that insulting my video blog, my rants i.e. MY art should go unpunished. While I’m accounting for the possibility that we just may have gotten off on the wrong feet, it was very uncalled for and I resent it. Great. I go to school for what I do and I pay far too much money and attention to get libeled by you or anyone else. Well you are going to have to eat criticism for as long as you remain an artist, as uninspired as I think your art is. an apology isn’t necessary though, I tend to let things roll off. I’d like to think I’m helping you hone that skill. Of course I wouldn’t expect such an apology from you since, as I said, we’ve already seemed to lock horns. I’d more call it a one sided sadistic pounding.

anyway, I’d go so far as to say that you probably just saw that i was a Devartist and that triggered some hate for the site and you just automatically generalized me with a bunch of fucking Martians, currently on DA. No, I looked at your art, I could give a shit less about the other poseurs on that site, you were the target for all of my aggression at that point. That’s just a guess, I’m sure I was way off base, but let me be clear when I say that people I piss off? Allow me to refresh you memory. Your comment was leveled as an insult. I don’t ever expect them to give me the same benefit of a doubt that I give them. So you gave me the benefit of the doubt when you insulted me? Thanks for your kindness. I guess that’s just my own simple justification for my guessing. Whatever you have to do to “let it roll off.” In the future I’ll thank you kindly for not attacking me on such a level. Lol. any other personal attacks though, I’d be happy to laugh at you for spouting out. Then I’m glad I insulted you on the level that I did. You artist types are so predictable.

So, what are we to do, then? I don’t know about me but if I were you I’d run your next comment through a word processor. Continue to just paste these walls of text trying to prove who’s the bigger man, No need, I’m already the bigger man. as I’ve seen attempted by so many others, or do we instead step back and try to view one another with a different understanding and less hasty judgment? It’s amazing to see how quickly you backpedaled out of insulting me.

I’m going to say right now that I dont’ expect a terrible amount of cooperation or anything shy of something along the lines of “well, if you’re offering a truce I guess we can see who’s the better man and who’s given up.” You are so quick on the old uptake that it frightens me.

But then, I often deal with witless rubes. So are you likening me to a stupid hick? so let’s see what your made of then? I am made of human. I do enjoy other people posing their points, so long as you pose your point rather than… being a child, or insult your art. for lack of a better word. A list of better words; prick, pecker, asshole, uncompromising arrogant fuck, god among men, and myself.

I’ll wait for your reply, make it a good one, I’m real bored. This is just one of the entertainments I offer. heh. I’ve been looking for website content. Have a nice day.

This email was written by a youtube user named GreatFrosty.

The art in question can be found at

http://k-013.deviantart.com/gallery/?offset=120



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Animals Have NO Rights!

July 18th, 2007 by superangrymonkey

Animals Have NO Rights!

While some of you may read the title of this and think that I am the biggest asshole to ever be shat out of a human womb the fact of the matter is that they don’t have any rights guaranteed to them in the constitution and as far as I’m concerned an animal only has as many rights as the person who owns it accords it. All of that being said though I am all for taking good care of my animals personally other people

may not have the same idea and who the fuck is the federal government to say otherwise?

The main reason that I am on this animal rights trip at the moment is the fucking media fiasco over the Atlanta Falcons Quarterback Michael Vick being incarcerated over owning and operating a dog fighting operation. He bought the place for $30,000 dollars where there were many pit bull dogs (as many as 54) and equipment used for the breeding and training of fighting dogs. Boo fucking hoo.

Those dogs were fed and raised with the expectations that they would win these guys money by trying to kill each other. While you all might see such a practice as barbaric and deplorable and you may be right, the fact of the matter is that people are still willing to bet on dog fights and many people see it as a sport. Personally I would never go to a dogfight but I am definitely willing to play the devil’s advocate here.

I did say in the video blog that I made about this same subject that if the free market demands that there be no dog fighting then there won’t be. However I fully endorse the rights of both local and state governments to outlaw dog fighting based on a majority vote. Then if you are totally and utterly against the principals of it you can live somewhere where it is not permitted.

Additionally I think that if a shelter is privately run they should be within their rights to not sell dogs to people who run dog fights. However if a shelter has held a found stray for ninety days i.e. given the owner more than enough chance to come and claim the dog then I think they should be allowed to sell the dogs to the dog fight guys to use as bait for training the fighting dogs to be killers if they want to.

Then if all of you animal rights fucking whiners have some shit to say about it, you can go to the shelters and take five or so of those dogs off of their hands. That earns to the right to complain about the shitty treatment of these strays. The fact of the matter is that nobody wants these dogs and you donating 120 dollars a year to the Humane Society means less than jack and shit kay?

Have a nice day.

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