superangrymonkey

This one’s from a pagan or pagan sympathizer named Jetsudo.  My replies are bolded.

There are many pagan belief systems still around today that are passed on by word of mouth.  Tribal beliefs are just as ridiculous and false, THAT would have covered what you are saying. You aren’t an Aussie You claim it as though it’s a cultural heritage to be proud of.  (’cause your accent is retarded and dimbwitted So dimwitted that I can actually SPELL the word dimwitted.) so your obviously are unaware that aboriginals have passed down their culture through word of mouth for thousands of years and still pass it down to this day.  You obviously are unaware that the aboriginals are dying on the vine.  Their magic didn’t save them… I wonder why.

Where do you get your information from?   Research, pagan friends, and first hand knowledge.   you babble, repeat and assure yourself with stupid insults.  I didn’t repeat myself and I insult pagans because THEY are stupid. You stereo type pagans in such a stupid manner.  They do a great job of stereotyping themselves.

I cannot say that some pagans dont behave how you just portrayed, Then you aren’t a total loss. but the majority have a better concept than what you described.  Not fucking really. Pagans also believe in balance so they all arent peace mongering ppl who will take crap with such a smile.   Oh right, there are some who will kill me with magic.  I’m really fucking scared now.  Hell you dont even know what year Gardener founded wicca, 1954 Hell, you probably didnt know the guys name (as you did not mention it) And that must mean I didn’t know.  Wow. so why should we listen to the crap that falls from your mouth when you obviously know fuck all!?   You don’t have to listen.  You do because you obviously have nothing better to do.

Scientific evidence? Yes.  To prove what? Neo-paganism is valid.  literature isnt science mate, durr and what scientific proof do you have about christianity? No one was alive to contest it. yet you go on to say its a real religion along with judaism etc. Compared to neo pagans?  Hell yes it is. As paganism became feared by Christians  Pagan means country people. and witch hunts etc became abundant, who would want to share such information?  ANYone will tell you that THAT is bullshit.  And the fact that its been proven that other cultures will desicrate and almost destroy other cultures  No shit.  I said that.  Their magic didn’t save them, then and it certainly means nothing now. (Conquistadors and mayans did you read about them all on your own?) can it not suggest that the christians, to convert many westerners to christianity would do the same? Oh my (nonexistent) god.  I am talking with a retarded man.  They did implement sabbats and rituals throughout ‘christian’ holidays to pursuade many into christianity so why not rid of the past religion by removing sources of it. They adopted the practices of the pagans to convert them. 

YOU have a hard time believing in an omni-present sky god etc.  Yes. This does not mean everyone else does,  No there are lot of theists in the world.  All of whom are wrong. or maybe its because they are able to comprehend that of which you cannot.   I can comprehend all of their ( and probably your) faggoty beliefs.  They are false.

You also go on to say this and that does not exist,  Show me one fucking fairy, ONE and I will  convert today.  and yet gorilla’s were only recently (1847) scientifically recognised! Science is learning, setbacks are inevitable. The local tribes told stories of such monsters but were all ‘folk lore’.   So they went about trying to prove it, and did.  Pagans cannot do that because MAGIC ISN’T FUCKING REAL! Hell if you want to go one step further, the coelacanth fish was only discovered in 1938 and lives today, thought to be extinct millions of years ago! (over 400 million years!).  So you can do math?  This still fails to actually be a point.

You say many things and from what your video clearly shows your mouth is full of bullshit.  Right, and you beginning a debate with insults shows that you are so much better. Your mostache lol clearly shows you look like a piece of bullshit  I hope you feel better now about you being a closet queer and retarded. and that your going off your nut at something that ‘doesnt worry you’ clearly shows a sign that it does on some level.   Religions ALL bother me on some level.  Hell you even swear in front of a small child,  Who doesn’t understand a word. how the hell can anyone take you seriously without thinking how much of a fucktard you are?   Apparently you are not one of the people who does. Grow up, clean up your house  Done.  and do something better with your life than to spread the hatred you clearly have filled inside of you  Oh I hope you choke. Read a book, a nice one, about flowers, that should cheer you up.  Get assfucked by one of your ultra feminist pagan lady friends and go read another book by someone named after a flower.  I feel just fine.

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Arkansas Family Takes Procreation to a New Level

Two fundies from the natural state of Arkansas have just had their seventeenth child.  They named her Jennifer because not only does Jim Bob Duggar (I’m not making that up) insist that his wife Michelle stay pregnant for pretty much twenty years, just he is also one of those annoying mother fuckers that insists on sticking with a first letter theme.  Baby Jennifer is joining her other siblings Joshua, John David, Janna, Jill, Jessa, Jinger, Joseph, Josiah, Joy-Anna, Jedidiah, Jeremiah, Jason, James, Justin, Jackson, and Joanna.

Not only did they really stretch to make that “J” thing work, I think it is fucking ridiculous that these people are not even considering the three words that I have as advice for them “I. U. D.”.  Jim Bob Duggar and his wife waited until thirty minutes after Jennifer was born before they started discussing having another one.  They hope that it’s another girl.

The children were furious that their ever shrinking inheritance has gotten smaller yet.

Now I do have an opinion about this family and that’s that they are doing it for the attention that it gets them.  Discovery Health already has a section of their website devoted to them.  This featured section of the website has nothing really to do with health; instead it shows them getting ready for the Christmas season and talking about what foods the kids like best and other insane garbage.

Jim Bob, a former state representative of Arkansas was quoted saying “We are just so grateful to God for another gift from him, we are just so thankful to him that everything went just very well.”  Wow.

I’ve got a simple biology lesson for that mother fucker, those kids aren’t a gift from God, your unwillingness to put a stop to the infiltration of your swimmers into your wife’s fertile plains are causing a severe population anomaly in your local region.  People won’t have to wonder very long about why we are all stupid when everyone in America’s last name is Duggar

I have a real hard time believing that after ten kids are born you are giving the kind of care that you need to each individual child.  I can’t believe that no one is even suggesting that these people start using some kind of birth control.  In three generations everyone in the fucking town is going to be related to these people but then again we are talking about Arkansas here.

Here’s another simple biology lesson free of charge.  Being pregnant for just about 20 years straight cannot be healthy for the wife.  Her nutrient stores are probably depleted to hell and are bones are well on their way to being as brittle as glass when she gets old.  I know that the fundies think children are a gift from god but I don’t think that another child and another article in the newspapers is worth losing your wide and mother of seventeen over.

Now I know their dad is a politician so I think that they are doing this for the attention that it gets them, I just wish they would find something to be exceptional at apart from boning.

As much as I’d love to be able to tell them that they are breeding an army of fast food employees and strippers I’ll have to settle for insulting them here.  I feel sorry for the kids who have to grow up in an environment like that I guess and that’s something that you won’t hear me say very often.

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Sick of Islam: Fuck the Koran, Allah, and His Prophet

Today I want to talk about something that I have been thinking about for a long time and that is Islam. I am tired of Islam and all of the people who practice it. For example, there is simply no such thing as a moderate Muslim. Not only is that but Islam in no way is a religion of peace like the followers of it claim.

Their beliefs are patently false and proven wrong over and over again by everyone who looks into them, and the Koran is laden with even more self contradicting text than the bible. All Islamic dominated countries are third world shit holes. Even Egypt, the Islamic economic powerhouse is a fucking far cry from the ancient hub of culture that it was, instead it is a hole.

I truly feel that the beliefs of Muslims are barbaric and therefore the people who come from Islamic theocracies barbarians. Does that mean I want to see them all dead? No. Does that mean I would like to see Islamic fascism eliminated? Absolutely.

Islam is a cancer and it does not work as a system of government. Non-Muslims are killed and taxed to hell in Islamic dominated countries and the entire world wants to cry about a war where the number of civilian deaths (inevitability in war) is plummeting all the time.

As far as I know if we CAN help these people I would like to and that means we have to make sure that the region is stabilized else it will become the staging area for terrorist groups and they WILL attack again.

Muslims do not respect all life, they respect Muslim life. Mohammad was a bigamist, rapist, warmonger. I do not respect the religion if Islam because like the Koran says, over 200 times Allah has burning, crushing, and totally deserved DOOM waiting for me in the afterlife.

Various people have tried to exterminate Muslims throughout history and the longer I am forced to look into their religion and their politics I am finding less and less reason to keep the religion of Islam around at all.

I won’t bother to point out the faults with Islam here. If you want to do that, you can go to the monkeyshines forum.

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John Edwards Says “I’m a Fuckin’ Hypocrite Durrrrrrrr!”

After attacking Hillary Clinton for accepting campaign donations from Rupert Murdoch and News Corp, the folks who own Fox News, calling Murdoch and his company “the very people who demonize the Democratic Party,”.  Now it has come to the attention of the people, and myself that Edwards’ book titled “Home: The Blueprints of Our Lives” as socialist as even the title sounds was published by one of Murdoch’s companies and Edwards himself earned $800,000 from it!

I love when this fucking pussy is made to be a media sideshow and any bit of information that I can point out to all of you to destroy his credibility is good information to me.  Let’s talk about this philanthropist John Edwards now that we have this new light to shine on him shall we.

He says he donated $800,000 to charities but he declined to show proof that he had.  I don’t believe for a fucking second that a guy who was preparing to run for president donated that much money to any charity do you?  Also, if he did give that money to charity it would provide Edwards with tax benefits, which is how most rich liberals avoid spending their money on the taxes that they themselves raise with abandon. 

Philanthropy can save you money.

Not only that, but Edwards’ attack on Hillary Clinton for accepting $20,000 from News Corp was totally and utterly owned by sheer numbers.  He received $500,000 as an advance and $300,000 for expenses.  He did not show proof that either of those sums were donated to charity.

I know he doesn’t stand a chance of winning the election but it is great fun to watch him get exposed like a slug under salt for being a fucking liar.

Points to the NY Post (owned by News Corp) for owning John Edwards.

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THE BRITISH DNA DATABASE CONTINUES TO COMBAT CRIME.

Now they are targeting speeders and litterbugs.  Police officers in England and Wales are calling for the addition of DNA samples from offenders who have committed crimes that they cannot be jailed for.  This is absolutely sickening and I am beginning to wonder if it is already too late for the British. 

Their system, which includes one third of the black population in Britain and more then 100 children under 10 (who cannot even be charged with a crime), is the biggest such system in the world. 

Now I am sure that I don’t need to address the fact that all governments seek to grow in size and scope and I am also sure that you don’t need to be a rocket scientist to notice that the British government is doing just that.  They absolutely are sliding down that slippery slope to tyranny and oppression.

There are people who would approve of this course of action saying things like “If you have nothing to hide then you have nothing to worry about.”  Lots of people said the exact same things in tyrannical governments throughout history.  It isn’t a matter of being law abiding or even a criminal, it is a simple fact that if you are a citizen of any free country in the world and you push for this amount of government involvement in the lives of the populace then you don’t deserve and you WON’T remain living in a free country for very long.

Every single power you give the government is freedom that you are taking away from the citizens.  Freedom does not mean freedom from responsibility.  I am sick to shit of people allowing governments to go totally out of control and do shit like this and they have the nerve to point the finger at MY country and tell me how we are doing it wrong. 

Hey Brits, you want to wake up in a dictatorship?  Fine.  If not, why don’t you open you mouth and shoot this thing down before they have every single one of you on file? 

“The course of history shows that as government grows liberty decreases”- Thomas Jefferson

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