superangrymonkey

I’ve been thinking for awhile on the sick sad world and why it makes me feel so sick and sad. Believe me it is a combination of human stupidity and the stupid rut that most people seem to inundate themselves with. This world is one big fuck up, virtually devoid of anything that resembles truth, light, and creativity.

That’s why I do this I guess. I needed some kind of outlet where I could at least look at what was going on and laugh about it. It seems that just when I have all but given up hope on this species there is something else that I look at and just laugh my ass off. Maybe it’s a knee jerk reaction but I would like to think of it more as an intelligent response to ridiculous stupidity.

I was in the hospital last week for an infection in my left ball. As I sat there in the doctor’s office and worried about whether or not I had cancer (I was put on high priority) and worrying about what my wife and kids were going to do without me. Hold up there, let me set the stage.

Sitting there in the hospital and surrounded by people who may or may not have needed to be there at all I was crying my eyes out with worry. Yeah, I’m a selfish prick but the thought of imminent death or testicle-ectomy is enough to humble anyone. Then I thought, “Instant karma’s a motherfucker” and laughed.

That is just the kind of person I am. I am not a nice person but everything is a joke.

All’s well though, I was given a script for some narcotic painkillers and an antibiotic that is cleaning out my junk as we speak.

As I sit here in my little chair from where I dispense ridicule on everything that you think is important I am forced to contend with the thought that maybe there IS some sort of God out there… and he’s just as much of a prick as I am. Then again that could be the drugs talking.

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