April 5th, 2009 by superangrymonkey
Living in a sterile world full of people whose sensibilities are so easily offended it’s almost impossible not to want to do it as much as possible I have found a little defect in human society that has really gotten on my nerves and I wanted to point it out to all of you my delicious little cupcakes. Call it an early Christmas present.
Why is it that no one ever seems to complain when a sexist or racist stereotype works out in their favor? The most famous example of this was the girls who were in the Charles Manson cult. They pretty much got over for being innocent little women who were obviously too weak to think for themselves while Tex and Chuck are rotting in their respective cages forever. You don’t hear any feminist organizations up in arms for the societal viewpoint of women’s weakness then. There’s no ACLU rep wringing his hands and fighting a legendary legal battle in order to see that those women are doled out their due of the punishment because being born a woman is no excuse to exclude her from the needle.
You don’t hear any black guys crying when you say they have huge penises but if you crack off a cornbread joke you might as well pack it in because you’ll get sued so fast you’ll spit out watermelon. Don’t these civil rights warriors want us all to be seen as total equals in every facet of living? Then where’s your outrage at this shit?
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April 1st, 2009 by superangrymonkey
TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES
ANOTHER WAY OF SAYING
THE SHOW IS SLEEPING
I know full well how many of you out there miss my fine mug screaming in your face at irregular and oftentimes annoyingly long intervals and I’m sure you are think that this is what’s going on now. I’m going to be the one to let you know, at the behest of my wife, that this couldn’t be further from the truth. It seems the other day that my wife’s computer, which is the one that I record the show on these days, decided to take a shit on us and enter the realm of pc’s long gone and good riddance. In response to this I cannot use my own computer to record the show because Ubuntu, the operating system that I use on MY computer will not support the camera that I have. Contrary to popular belief I do not like you all enough to go try to find a webcam that works.
My wife’s job requires that she have a computer of some sort so i have allowed her to borrow mine until such a time as her old one can be replaced with another windows-based system, she is not at all interested in using Ubuntu which is great for all of you because that means that there definitely will be more show for all of you. Now, because my wife felt badly that she invaded my space and stuff she bought me a little laptop computer that i can get some of my own shit done and it is pretty fucking awesome. Here’s the thing. The laptop comes equipped with a little on board camera that the operating system that this thing uses (a version of KDE Linux) doesn’t appear to support.
Here’s where I ask you my dear friends, if any of you know how to configure the on board camera to an eee-pc, there will be show again. if not, then I’ll have to wait until the computer is replaced before the youtube hijinks can continue. It sucks, but alas, technical difficulties make the heart grow fonder.
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