May 31st, 2009 by superangrymonkey
Well it certainly has been a long time and I don’t really know why other than the fact that I was lost in other stuff and not really thinking about all of you. I’m here now though so get down on your knees and start sucking and we’ll pretend I’ve been here the whole time. In truth I was suffering a classic case of writer’s block especially when it comes to things that I wanted to put here. I have already been told flat out that my videos were more fun to watch than to actually read here but fuck it. The Summer is here and the new show will be on, more than likely in the fall. I can’t tell you much but I am going to say some things about it since I want you to know that I sure as shit have not abandoned the idea.
First, I will be uploading videos on three sites now. (links to those will come) I have two different youtube profiles that are accurate and up to date and the reason for this is that youtube itself is no longer a “safe” venue for me to use. Their broken flagging system had claimed something that took a lot of work and a lot of time for me to accomplish and that isn’t something that is going away.
The new show
The new show will be a lot different than the original one. I welcomed the chance to start over to tell you the truth and the reason why is that I always wanted to see the show go off in a direction that I didn’t know it could. Instead of being the canvas that I paint on I want it more to be a trip into my mind, much more entertaining and a lot more production and comedic value. It is for this reason that the new show will be recorded in seasons and come out once a week over three days, a half an hour an episode. Why? Cause it has to be that way.
For all of you other guys. When the new show starts the blogtv cast will start again on Saturdays at Midnight. I’ll also not be doing video responses on my main account those will be uploaded on superangrymonkey01. The reason for that is obvious, the broken flagging system is more liekly to strike against people who speak their mind actively against someone else. Notice I never once got a video removed until I made xsullengirlx and bluefirewitch cry.
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May 5th, 2009 by superangrymonkey
It seems to me that there are a hell of a lot of people that get caught up in unneeded details. Not only do they think way too much about shit that just doesn’t matter but they feel the need to include you in all of those thoughts. Close your eyes. Picture the scene. You are standing in a coffee shop and there is the obligatory line that makes you know for a fact that you will not be able to get anything resembling coffee for at least a half an hour. standing in this line you know that there will be the one codependent human being who cannot just stand quietly and will have to break the silence.
“So last night my daughter did the funniest thing, she spent a half an hour singing the theme song from Blue’s Clue’s, of course she does call me Katherine and my mother Mommy but the doctor says that she is going to grow out of that.” Intermittent throughout this woman’s speech is a nervous laugh but one that is absolutely infectious to all of the other idiots standing in that line, soon they take this as an invitation to start talking about whatever stupid human tricks their spawn have done recently and it is never something exceptional, like you will flat out never hear one of those people say. “Last night my kid retrofitted a lawnmower engine to a cardboard box and created the world’s first working time machine, we have a pet dinosaur in the yard now and he is just so cute.” Instead you have to deal with the most inane and mediocre accomplishments of snot faced booger picking bawlers when all you really wanted out of the world was a hot cup of coffee so that you might have the energy and mental fortitude on hand to not choke anyone unconscious.
After the chat about useless human accomplishments the conversation will inevitably shift to accomplishments that these same people made when they were kids and people will still find the fact that even though this person is 26 years old and works a dead end job and doesn’t have an interesting story or even enough smarts to entertain his or herself for any productive length of time since all of these idiots are useless they’ll laugh right along and tell the same fucking stories. This isn’t the only time this happens. As soon as you start talking about someone’s kid, they immediately want to bring the conversation right to themselves. Why do you think that the most popular line to use when meeting one of these malformed chimps is “Oh he looks just like you.” Truth is, he doesn’t look anything like you and for the love of god don’t paint the kid’s nails for fun you sick twisted freak.
So I have thought of a way to finally deal with this kind of shit once and for all. Feel free to print out your own and carry a stack of them to hand out to these mouth breathers whenever they bring up their hopeless and helpless children.
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