Or is the gun control crowd a particularly dense brand of morons?
The video itself is just the shoot-out from Heat, which, by itself, is fun to watch. However, if you really want to see what I’m talking about open the video page and read the description; then read the comments or check out the channel itself(http://www.youtube.com/user/jacquelineveronique).
Her arguments for gun bans include the run-of-the-mill and the completely ridiculous and braindead. She even includes hunters as murderers who have claimed the lives of millions of innocents(animals). I guess I’m a murderer then because I’ve shot wild turkey before. I guess I’m also a murderer because I like beef, pork, poultry, venison, elk, buffalo, fish, shellfish and rabbits. That’s right. To this stupid bitch, I have not only killed before, I could kill again.
I really can’t justify filling this entire page with descriptions of this waste of existence. Just go look for yourselves.
Lol and rage, people. Lol and rage.
P.S. In one of her videos she says that the tiger is her favorite animal. If I ever have the chance to eat tiger, I will. Just to send her pictures of it and make her cry.
You ever notice that when you troll around the internet looking for news articles that you can find the fucking weirdest shit just splattered right there on the front page of whatever you are looking at? I mean I have to literally decide what weird and horrible shit I am going to talk about because it is always right there. Well I decided to whine about Tiger Woods because it seems to be the super awesome thing to do to kick theguy when he’s down because there’s nothing we like more than to bash celebrities…. Meh.
Honestly Friday is the best day to make videos because I don’t really have to go out and explore what I think about the world at large because the news is always just so…bad.
I just got finished watching Titanic(with Rifftrax(the only reason I was even watching it again) and I found myself seething in anger in my seat to the point where I was setting off smoke alarms. Goddamn, this movie sucks.
First off, why the hell would anyone want to watch a movie about the Titanic? We all know this won’t end well. We even know the degree to which shit will end badly. So they throw in a romance plot and then Kate Winslet’s tits to boot. ZOMG BOX OFFICE GOLD!
That’s what James Cameron does. He who gets hired when they just want to put asses in seats and make a shit-ton of money. He’s the epitome of bland, hollywood mediocrity. None of his movies have been that good. Not even Terminator 2(which I actually like just as an action movie). In fact, at worst, they’re just plain fucking idiotic. For example, the scene in Titanic that almost everyone makes jokes at. When Old Rose drops the diamond in the ocean.
But really, lets break this down. She finds this diamond in her youth after surviving the sinking of the Titanic on the deck of the Carpathia as they’re pulling into New York Harbor. …penniless. …with a false name. …in a strange, new land. …with nothing on her but the ruined clothes on her back and a FIFTY-SIX CARAT COLORED FUCKING DIAMOND once owned by Louis the XVI of France, one of the most infamous monarchs in all history. …and then instead of, oh, I don’t know, maybe SELLING the fucking thing she keeps it for over EIGHTY FUCKING YEARS even though it means virtually nothing to her since it was this flashy bauble her douchebag of a fiance gave to her to try and buy her affection. Then, when she’s over 100 years old, she shares her story of her time on the titanic with some salvagers trying to find the diamond she’s had ALL THIS FUCKING TIME(GGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAGE!!!) and then gets up in the middle of the damn night just so she can PITCH THE FUCKING STONE into the FUCKING OCEAN for NO FUCKING REASON WHATSOEVER.
Crying for more Monkey? Well cry no longer! Although my life is currently pandemonium due to a hastily scheduled move (hooray!) I am going to “on” the whole doing videos and updating the website again. I realize that I have been derelict in my duties of entertaining and educating people who are too bored, disenchanted, lazy, or stupid to do it for themselves. I heartily accept whateverflagellation that I am going to receive due to my absence as long as said flogging is from a six foot Swedish Amazon with a huge rack who is willing to suck my dick like the antidote is within when she’s done. Oh man…
My absence has largely been caused by a bout of Emo which I contracted shortly after seeing the Obama family Christmas special on TV. When watching this I realized that although the global economy is spiraling around the drain and we are never going to live in anything resembling a free society and all of the hard work that I do providing my family a decent life is going to basically be stolen from me so that Barack Jesus can have an amazing fucking Christmas with his family on my dime that the world is pretty crappy and it needs me.
However this bout of Emo was not the mess of seething yet humorous rage that I usually experience. It instead was a vicious cycle of unfunny and massively unentertaining spite and sorrow which I will now channel into more funny!
Because I am that fucking cool.
Saturday EDT midnight which is technically Sunday morning
