2010 March | superangrymonkey

A friend on the Scott Pilgrim vs. The World trailer

March 28th, 2010 by TheCouchFucker

(2:22:05 AM) FoxtrotTango: That’s no fun. I want to watch two hours of David Cera getting his ass kicked.
(2:22:14 AM) TheAlmightyOne: Michael
(2:22:21 AM) TheAlmightyOne: Michael Cera
(2:22:29 AM) FoxtrotTango: Sorry, he’s just so forgetable.
(2:22:38 AM) TheAlmightyOne: And from the looks of it, he does get wailed on pretty bad at the same time
(2:23:00 AM) FoxtrotTango: Michael Cera gets his ass kicked for two hours, then talks for a minute, then gets his ass kicked for another.
(2:23:06 AM) FoxtrotTango: Then they make fifty thousand sequels.
(2:23:10 AM) TheAlmightyOne: lol
(2:23:18 AM) TheAlmightyOne: You really don’t like Michael Cera, do you?
(2:23:23 AM) FoxtrotTango: Where Michael Cera gets new kinds of shit beat out of him.
(2:23:25 AM) FoxtrotTango: And honestly, no.
(2:23:51 AM) FoxtrotTango: He’s like the human equivalent of Gary Stu.
(2:24:31 AM) FoxtrotTango: Not engaging, lacks personality, all of the good things happen to him miraculously, he’s the same every gosh-darned time you see him.
(2:24:38 AM) TheAlmightyOne: lol
(2:24:48 AM) FoxtrotTango: I’d give him less crap for it if his balls just freaking dropped.
(2:25:07 AM) FoxtrotTango: Seriously, I like Shia LeBoeuf more than I like Michael Cera.
(2:25:21 AM) FoxtrotTango: And people wanted to buy the car that almost ran him over in the Transformers movie.
(2:25:29 AM) TheAlmightyOne: Well, if nothing else, you can always just watch the parts where he gets the shit stomped out of him
(2:25:59 AM) FoxtrotTango: I’ll give them props for using a Street Fighter Alpha 3 sound effect.
(2:26:10 AM) TheAlmightyOne: DSX mentioned that too
(2:26:15 AM) TheAlmightyOne: He had to point it out to me
(2:26:24 AM) TheAlmightyOne: I never played much SF
(2:27:01 AM) FoxtrotTango: But I honestly think that the movie would sell better if they took the first half, copied it, and pasted it onto the second half.
(2:27:24 AM) FoxtrotTango: And rename it Michael Cera Gets The Ever-Loving Shit Kicked Out Of Him.
(2:27:42 AM) TheAlmightyOne: Hahaha
(2:27:46 AM) FoxtrotTango: He’d win an Academy Award.
(2:27:59 AM) TheAlmightyOne: Well, you could always just download the comic its based on
(2:28:02 AM) TheAlmightyOne: And forget the movie
(2:28:24 AM) FoxtrotTango: When he goes up to the podium to accept it, the guy giving it to him proceeds to beat his head in with the award. Everyone claps wildly.