Couch rants…again.
So every now and then I find myself watching shit like Supernanny and Wife Swap. Why? Well, because they’re entertaining, if only for schadenfreude Wife Swap usually takes the cake between the two because they’ve so obviously thrown out the “reality” part of the “reality tv” label and take two women who will be completely thrown off by the other’s lifestyle and switch them. They will then give the women the power to change whatever the hell she so desires about the other family’s life to do things her way for a week before finally reuniting the wives with their husbands and then putting the two couples in the room to insult each other.
The last episode of it I witnessed left a particular impression on me because of one of the wives involved in the show. This woman spent her day sleeping all morning while her husband, who works nights, gets up, gets the kids ready for school, cooks her breakfast in bed and then spends his morning between cleaning the house from top to bottom and running back and forth to bring her whatever she wants and if he upsets her or fails to clean the house to her liking, he gets no ass. The words “rancid” and “bitch” comes to mind.
She gets swapped with a woman who’s family are traveling rhinestone cowboys, doing knife-throwing, trick shooting and roping performances, shit of that sort. This woman is a closer to the traditional housewife as she does the cooking, cleaning and homeschooling of the child on top of performing in their shows. Naturally, when they trade places, Cowgirl Wife feels bad that she’s laying around in bed for most of the day doing nothing while Bitch’s husband does everything and Bitch can’t even wash a fucking horse without throwing a hissy fit.
Week two comes around and Bitch completely uproots the family’s life by making them move into a house and signing the son up for public school(presumably so she can go back to being a shitty parent) while Cowgirl Wife is showing off her ability to teach Bitch’s Husband how to make use of his spine and testicles. To cut to the chase, Bitch’s Husband finds his nutsack and that cunt is vacuuming the fucking floor where she belongs by the end of the episode and all is right with the world again. Fucking hilarious.
On a political note, all the current leftist media whores are throwing around the word “sedition” left and right in respect to people like Glenn Beck, Sarah Palin and anyone going to one of these Tea Party events and protesting the massive size of government and its unprecedented seizures of power. Some are even saying that such talk could incite another incident like the Oklahoma City Bombing in 1995. Granted, I’m not big on Beck or Palin either(although let’s all be honest, Glenn Beck isn’t close to being as bad as Palin) but are you fucking kidding me? Seriously?
If these fucks are “seditious” then I’m downright treasonous. I have a fucking youtube video where I say we should charge Capitol Hill with guns drawn and clear house. I’m the motherfucker who thinks we should take every last one of those cockbites in Congress, the White House and the Supreme Court, drag them down Pennsylvania Avenue to the reflecting pool at the base of the Lincoln Memorial, line them up on the edges and execute every last one of them so that water looks like Jaws is turned loose in there and then turn every presidential monument in that city to rubble for good measure and Glenn fucking Beck is the seditious one?
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