Category Archives: Superangrymonkey

Internet, This Means War

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As much as I was trying to avoid jumping right back into the drama pool and flaming around and trying to debate with all of the fucking morons on youtube and all over the internet it seems I don’t really have a choice. I got suspended for annoying some faggot before. I mean all of the cute innuendo and funny shit in the world isn’t going to cover that as anything other than what it is. I was flagged off of youtube for being smarter than a person with more subscribers. Don’t get me wrong. I wasn’t really surprised that I would be suspended. I sort of know it was bound to happen eventually. It’s the way that it happened that hit me so hard and I watched something that I build for three years get snatched away because someone got butthurt over me calling their made up religion bullshit.

Ever since I came “Back” I’ve been afraid to get back into the full swing of things the way that I was before. Is that because I’ve lost my edge and I’m sucking up to the man now? No, fuck that. I have been pulling my punches though. You’re right. I know that I have been and I don’t really understand why. Especially now, I don’t have anything to lose by telling the fucking world exactly what I think of it.

So, in the interest of getting back some of that fire that had me enjoying the shit out of myself so much before I am going to tell you right now, no more sissy shit. I’m doing things exactly the way I want to again in all of its raw, uncensored, horrific glory and you’ll all remember me at the end of the day. When the blood and hair and bits of my enemies are raining down all over this arena and I am standing atop a mountain of mangled e-peen and pride roaring to the heavens for more to satiate my bloodthirst you will all see that I tried to hold it in, but I failed.

I’m an asshole. I like it.

The New Show: FAQ

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A moment of your moment please.

Well the barrage of “When are you coming back to youtube?” questions has started again. I don’t really have much to say on that subject other than “shortly.” Like there isn’t really a date, time, or concrete anything in mind for when the new show is going to be but I am going to answer some of the most frequently asked questions.

What is the new show going to be about?

Everything is going to be bigger. Bigger, louder, more in your face, funnier, sketchier, and a lot of other -ers that I can’t think of off the top of my head. I have had a lot of time to sit and think of new bits while I was gone and I am planning on unleashing a veritable shitstorm upon my return.

Will the live show on blogTV return?

Yes. Saturdays at Midnight when the show is back on. I’ll let you all know.

Why did you take your suspension laying down?

Because in truth, I fucked up and was really looking for a chance to start over. At first I was pissed off about the whole thing but then I realized that no matter what I thought about how it happened it was probably a good thing THAT it happened. By “fucked up” I mean that I hated a lot of my older videos and I wanted to take the show in this bigger, louder, and funnier direction. It just seemed like some of my older shit was holding me back from doing that. Does that make me happy that it could happen? No. It’s fucked up the way youtube is boning people and putting so much power into the hands of pussies. I should have kept my replies to assholes on a channel other than my main but hindsight is 20/20.

We wanted to fight to get your old channel back.

That isn’t a question.

Oh… uhhhh…. Should we fight to get your old channel back?

If you want to. I doubt it’ll get anywhere. Youtube doesn’t seem to care about the users anymore.

Will you still debate people?

Not on my main channel anymore. I’m going to make a different channel for replies.

What have you been doing?

Writing a novel.

Really?

Yes.

You keep talking about direction what if we liked the old direction?

What direction?

So are you pushing to become one of the new youtube greats?

Fuck no, the show was always supposed to support the website. A better show means more of everything else.

Who’s your deity?

You are Frank, only you, you my big deity!

What about the sock troll?

He’ll be on the new show.

Do you like MCR?

How the hell did YOU get here?

Schedule plox?

When the show starts again it will be up everyday at about 6:00 pm on Mondays through Thursdays. The live show will be on Saturdays. There will be a sort of sketch comedy element involved as the show is going to be less about me screaming and more an exploration of the overall mistake that is my brain. It will be more like the way I see the world and the humor I see in the everyday shit that most people ignore or don’t want to admit.

Terrible Tuesday?

If you insist…

Seasons? WTF??

It’s hard to think of ideas everyday. I know why TV does it that way now. So the show will air in six week stints and have three weeks off at the end of the six weeks.

The live show?

Will still be on… even when youtube is not

We miss you Baskin.

d-awwwww… >.<

When will you be back again?

Soon baby, daddy has work to do.