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Couch rants…again.

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So every now and then I find myself watching shit like Supernanny and Wife Swap. Why? Well, because they’re entertaining, if only for schadenfreude Wife Swap usually takes the cake between the two because they’ve so obviously thrown out the “reality” part of the “reality tv” label and take two women who will be completely thrown off by the other’s lifestyle and switch them. They will then give the women the power to change whatever the hell she so desires about the other family’s life to do things her way for a week before finally reuniting the wives with their husbands and then putting the two couples in the room to insult each other.

The last episode of it I witnessed left a particular impression on me because of one of the wives involved in the show. This woman spent her day sleeping all morning while her husband, who works nights, gets up, gets the kids ready for school, cooks her breakfast in bed and then spends his morning between cleaning the house from top to bottom and running back and forth to bring her whatever she wants and if he upsets her or fails to clean the house to her liking, he gets no ass. The words “rancid” and “bitch” comes to mind.

She gets swapped with a woman who’s family are traveling rhinestone cowboys, doing knife-throwing, trick shooting and roping performances, shit of that sort. This woman is a closer to the traditional housewife as she does the cooking, cleaning and homeschooling of the child on top of performing in their shows. Naturally, when they trade places, Cowgirl Wife feels bad that she’s laying around in bed for most of the day doing nothing while Bitch’s husband does everything and Bitch can’t even wash a fucking horse without throwing a hissy fit.

Week two comes around and Bitch completely uproots the family’s life by making them move into a house and signing the son up for public school(presumably so she can go back to being a shitty parent) while Cowgirl Wife is showing off her ability to teach Bitch’s Husband how to make use of his spine and testicles. To cut to the chase, Bitch’s Husband finds his nutsack and that cunt is vacuuming the fucking floor where she belongs by the end of the episode and all is right with the world again. Fucking hilarious.

On a political note, all the current leftist media whores are throwing around the word “sedition” left and right in respect to people like Glenn Beck, Sarah Palin and anyone going to one of these Tea Party events and protesting the massive size of government and its unprecedented seizures of power. Some are even saying that such talk could incite another incident like the Oklahoma City Bombing in 1995. Granted, I’m not big on Beck or Palin either(although let’s all be honest, Glenn Beck isn’t close to being as bad as Palin) but are you fucking kidding me? Seriously?

If these fucks are “seditious” then I’m downright treasonous. I have a fucking youtube video where I say we should charge Capitol Hill with guns drawn and clear house. I’m the motherfucker who thinks we should take every last one of those cockbites in Congress, the White House and the Supreme Court, drag them down Pennsylvania Avenue to the reflecting pool at the base of the Lincoln Memorial, line them up on the edges and execute every last one of them so that water looks like Jaws is turned loose in there and then turn every presidential monument in that city to rubble for good measure and Glenn fucking Beck is the seditious one?

So…someone explain this to me…

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Why exactly is it that our President won a Nobel fucking Peace Prize? Why do we even give out an award based on some arbitrary standard of someone’s contribution to the world in some bullshit area of smiles, hugs and puppy kisses anyways? Its stupid.

However, if you’re going to accept that premise, then what exactly has President Starbucks done to deserve one? He’s accomplished nothing of what he said he was going to do during the campaign. Nothing. The only thing he has actually managed to do is spend 800 billion dollars to accomplish absolutely dick. He’s done nothing else except make appearances on Letterman and run his fucking mouth(managing to say precisely jack shit).

I really need a good answer for this. Its still driving me absolutely insane.

Hail Hillary Clinton: Our Future Leader

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Here is a couple of things more that just don’t sit too well with me about Hillary Clinton and the first is the fact that she continuously assures us of her qualifications for the job that she is applying for. My question is; how is she qualified? I mean, there have been a hell of a lot of first ladies and if all you have to do is fuck (or not fuck as the case may be) a president to be qualified to do the job then why haven’t any of the others decided to run? Come to think of it, what makes Hillary Clinton qualified to even be a senator really? Wow, way to drop the fucking ball New York. You may hate Bill Clinton and George Dubyah but he and Bill both were and are more qualified for the job than she is. Jeez.

So that is my challenge for all of you liberals out there who are planning on handing Hillary the reigns of power in this country. I want you to come up with one of Hillary’s great achievements that equates to she should be sitting in the oval office while her horny cracker husband philanders elsewhere. If you can name me one achievement that makes her qualified and is unique to Hillary like she says then I will admit I am wrong publicly but to tell you the truth, I am not the one who is in the wrong here.

I wasn’t going to bring up my next point but for completion of this thought I am. Hillary Clinton is not only applying for a job she is also trying to become a symbol, the face that America shows o the world. What do you think will define that symbol when Hillary gets in control and almost destroys this county because like it or not that is what is going to happen when she wins the election. Don’t get me wrong the American people have all the power in the world to stop it they simply refuse out of sheer cowardice.

If any of you young single women who plan on voting for Hillary simply because she is a woman want to hand in your vote registration cards now that would be great. I can’t believe that there are voters in this country that are so stupid as to not vote on an issue but the fact that someone doesn’t have a penis. What the fuck is wrong with you people? You all ought to be drug out into the street and shot you sick little cultists.

I am so tired of hearing people say “I just don’t think I am ready to put another republican back in office.” The republicans who are running for president are not George Bush, they are not related to George Bush, and they are not nearly as good looking as George Bush (lolz0rs) stfu and gtfo out political debate you baseless fucks.

It all comes down to the people refusing to hold the Government accountable for its actions and it is something that makes me sick if I think about it too long. I actually have to think of pretty things for awhile after I finish one of these blogs and that’s a joke :-P . Seriously though Hillary is a poison.

She handles everything she does through focus groups and make for TV handlers and everything she says is soft and taken through them. This didn’t just start when she decided to run for president either; she has been doing this for years even when Billy Boy was the President. Fuck.

Have a nice day

Republican Candidates Make Me Sour

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When I woke up this morning I promised myself that I was going to find out how people stay as happy as children and filled with a love and joy for all creation. I was going to go on an internal quest to become content with my little pocket of reality but I started thinking about the Republican Party and how furious they are making me. They deserve to lose the election in 2008 and hand control of this country over to Hillary Clinton. The reason they deserve it is because they abandoned their conservative principles. The GOP neo-cons are no longer for small government and are becoming the opposite populist end of the Democrat coin. They totally have taken whatever moral high ground they could claim by being the limited government party and shit it right down the drain.

How do they justify this and spout off that they are conservative over and over again? I say this because the thought is infuriating to the point where I would almost rather eat Hilary Clinton as president than have any of the Republican candidates as president. Rudy Giuliani seems to me to be just as concerned about looking good on TV as the Hillary he seems to cowardly to really oppose.

I haven’t endorsed any of the presidential candidates as of yet and I’m not going to yet. I say this because none of them match the direction that I would like to see this country go in, not even Ron Paul. His stance of getting out of the war in Iraq immediately is not the one that I view is the correct choice and I’ll tell you why; I do not think that allowing Iraq to become a terrorist run puppet state of Iran is a good idea. I’m not talking about a war with America or a repeat of 9-11 here either, I am talking about whatever dictator crawling to the top of the shit pile over there in Iraq becoming just as much of an oil pirate as Saddam Hussein was planning on being. All of you peace at any price folks need to pay attention to this next bit okay.

If we allow a dictator to control the oil pipeline running through Iraq it will cut off Europe and most of the United States’ allies. You can’t think that this wouldn’t be a crippling blow to the US economy. Are we not in the right as the superpower in the world to ensure that our economy stays afloat? I am all for a petrol alternative but we aren’t there yet and we won’t be for awhile yet, especially in Europe and in other US allies.

Have a nice day

Barack Obama Doesn’t Hold His Hand Over His Heart?

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Well my video camera died this morning and now I am left hoping that my web camera works or I suppose I am shit out of luck. I have a warranty on the camera so don’t worry too much about that okay? Other than that I am also wondering why people are considering voting for Barack Obama. I have heard a lot of unsettling shit about him not the least of which being that he doesn’t hold his hand over his heart while the national anthem is being played.

Now I don’t know about you but I consider patriotism to be paramount in selecting the person that will be representing the figurehead position within the American government and I can’t see why anyone would even consider tossing this non nationalist fuck a vote. You think I am kidding you can check it out.

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Now what the fuck is that shit and why the fuck are you going to vote for that? Even Hillary Clinton puts her hand over her heart when the anthem is played it is part of being an American. I can see it if you are at a protest but this mother fucker is running for president that is two entirely different things and one that I am going to have to point out every time someone reminds me of all of the great and wonderful things the Barack Obama has promised me so far, like an enormous hike in taxes to pay for a system of healthcare that doesn’t work for anyone that uses it.

Thank you America.

Have a nice day