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http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/05/18/AR2010051805853.html

You motherfuckers.

You. Motherfuckers.

You. Lying. Reckless. Irresponsible. Child-killing. Motherfuckers.

I feel like knocking these fucking scumbags’ heads off with a fucking shovel. But then they’d just ban shovels for being cop-killing terror weapons.

Trowels, hoes, spades and rakes also banned. They are a menace to a peaceful society. Submit your complaints in the officially-sanctioned Freedom Box and return to your work station. Have a free day, Citizen.

Some Woman Gets Stabbed… Media Points The Gaze At Internet

Apparently a guy brutally attacked a woman he met on Match.com. The people who wrote the article made a huge deal out of where they met, so much so that they put a little poll in the sidebar about what people feel about online dating. So they broke up after a relationship that the daughter of the woman herself called “patchy” and short. He came to her house, broke into her garage with a knife, and stabbed her until he broke the knife and then stomped on her head and neck until he was sure she stopped breathing. Charmer, yeah? Well she didn’t die but let’s look at the face of her attempted murderer here.

Look at this fucking guy. I can’t tell you all the ways that this person here looks like the kind of person that could totally stab a bitch. Wait… yes I can, here.

THE ARTICLE

You know, he stabbed her and my heart goes out to the people that care about her and blah blah blah but I’ve got a good important and pressing question that I have to ask the journalistic community. What the fuck is wrong with you? Why does it matter if this fucker got met on Match or not? He’s obviously a broken human being. Like for example, I dunno… he’s suspected for murdering another ex in Phoenix? I mean really. Fuck.

The CALM Act can Suck my Dick.

Have you people seen this fucking bullshit? Federal legislation to allow the FCC to decide if a commercial is too loud?

…really? I mean, I know we all hate those stupid-ass fucking car commercials that scream numbers at us in an attempt to confuse us, but seriously? You cunts are cool with this shit?

How fucking retarded do the Feds have to get before you people get pissed off?! How far do they have to go before you finally say, “No”?! How motherfucking long are you going to sit on your ass watching those goddamn, spoiled, self-absorbed snatch-napkins on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills while our betters stomp all over us?!

Yes, I’m aware I’m just ranting! No, I don’t think I should have to fucking explain for the thousandth time why this shouldn’t fly!

I hate people.

In Light of the Recent Tragedy in Arizona

I request only that we have a moment of silence for all the innocent bystanders who were killed or wounded.

Okay, now with that out of the way, in regards to the Congresswoman who got shot in the dome and the Arizona District Attorney(remember Scumbag of the Week? Yeah. That’s him) who got killed, it’s time to play wildly inappropriate music and laugh hysterically!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

“HOW DAER U, COUCH-!” I already hear being shrieked, “TEHY WUZ PUHB-LICK SUR-VINTZ!”

So? A scumbag is a scumbag, badge or not.

“BUT COWCH, WUT DID GIFERDZ DO?!”

Aside from voting for 700 billion dollars to be stolen from us at the drop of a hat, helping expand hate crime legislation and supporting the marxist institution of government-run education? How about her only pro-gun position ever taken being AGAINST the DC handgun ban? Or how about her votes for bills that increased the FDAs power? I can go on, but I’ll sum it up as such.

Gabrielle Giffords deserves to die and I hope she has complications in her hospital bed and gets shuffled loose of the mortal coil.

Freedom: What Does It Mean?

Let’s talk about freedom for a minute. I know a lot of people got into me in the first place because of my vitriolic talks of freedom and liberty and all of the things that I actually do manage to hold dear to my chest. Freedom is just a word now. Someone bought and sold it and you don’t even mind. You’re living every minute of every day raping the notion that you are free and you are happy with that as long as you have TV and the Internet. You’ll slave away to buy the next fucking apple itouchmyself rather than just enjoying your life. You aren’t allowed to step past a line on the bus because of what? It keeps you safe? Is that the job of the law in a free society? To keep me safe from myself?

So yeah once in awhile I froth and rage over some moronic law that some silver spoon fed meat head in Washington is telling me is for my own good. I don’t want the government responsible for me from womb to tomb, in fact I don’t want any kind of government at all. I am in fact that atheist anarchist demon baby that you were worried about. I don’t believe in your magic sky man and I don’t believe Barack Obama, John McCain, Sarah Palin, or any political or made up intangible religious figure is going to save us. I realized it one day when I was sitting and smoking cigarettes and not really doing anything.

My life, everything that I am, everything that I was, and everything that I ever will be is laid out for me. I’m not really allowed to deviate from that mold. You can’t be free here. there’s no such thing. You mean we still have the right to protest? Is that what makes a society free? The right to complain about how it’s going to shit without having the ability to proactively do a goddamned thing about it? Fuck you.

When you think about it, what is your life, what is your family’s life, what are the lives of the people around you, and what is your freedom really for? Do you use it to make your own way in the world? How many of you actually are? Or instead, how many of you are working as a faceless person in a machine of a company shitting out products that you couldn’t give a shit less about because you sat in the American brainwashing camp called the educational system?

I’ll bet that some of you out there actually believe that Christopher Columbus discovered America, I’ll bet that even more of you believe that first Thanksgiving story as if there wasn’t a genocide the minute Europeans decided to set foot on these soils. I’ll bet even more of you still believe that god has blessed this land and we are so successful because we are so motherfucking free. You people are the scum of the fucking earth. You’re the cause of all of this. You want a small but strong government you pig shit eating sacks of human filth, you pseudoconservative wastelands? Pigs, all of you.

Do you still think that Barack is going to swoop in and save the fucking day? Is that what you think you college educated nitwit sack of shit? You weakling pussy motherfuckers are the reason that it’s all gone to hell. We are all fucked.

Oh yeah, minarchists… do you think they’re just going to give the power back? You pathetic pussies, armchair revolutionaries…. I’m sick of all of it.

That’s what freedom is to me. I’m still free to tell you how fucked we all are. That’s your measure of freedom. To admit that you are fucking trapped in a bed that the world made for you before you ever even were an idea to protest it.

So yeah freedom is just a word. A word I love even though everyone forgot what it means.