Some Of The Comments I Get Are Just Too Stupid.

Posted on November 12, 2008 by superangrymonkey

Once in awhile I get a comment out here on the internet that makes me both wtf and rofl at the same time. I can’t believe that there are people out there who think that just because I had the audacity to argue with an internet celebrity like The Amazing Atheist that I must be a typical Christian but there you have it. I guess these kids who haven’t been hugged enough by Mommy and Daddy and now are taking it out on God for not being able to fill the vacuous hole that is their existence have to thgen paint everyone as the same Bible toting antagonist to something that they are both too young and too naïve to really understand.

I think parents should beat the shit out of these kids. Moms and dads out there if your kid comes out and tells you that he or she is an atheist for any reason knowing that the reaction incited in you will be anything less than total pride then you have my full sanction to beat the living crap out oif them. People honestly seem to believe that Atheism is something you need to get worked up over and you can see it in the way these morons cling to anyone who clings to no deity at all. So you can fucking argue with a moron because he pretty much believes in a fairy tale, does that make you the king of the fucking world?

I never really understood the importance that Atheists put on coming out when they know that it will hurt the people that love them. It sounds a little bit like self harm to me.

So on one hand I am a typical Christian according to the average youtube commentator and then I am also liberal and a republican depending on the source and I have received comments suggesting both in about equal measure.

Idiots.

Then last but not least there seems to be a major issue of entitlement that people have when they comment on my videos that people seem to get the idea in their heads that the best thing they can do is try to debate me. Do I look like a debater? Did I ever say that I wanted to debate you? Did I ever even once try to tell someone that I wanted to debate them? No. You know why? Because debate is a popularity contest and not at all important.

Look at my video responses to the Amazing Atheist. How many times can you type out that potty mouth around kids is bad when you are commenting on a video with a comment laden with profanity free for any child to read? First, language is language so words are just words. Grow up faggots.

The internet psychiatrists are hard at work but you know I may have been able to see the point and remove my video the first comment I got and since then the kids are safely away when I scream at my camera as a joke… and they know it. Now that video I keep up out of spite.

Douchebags.

Reply To Another Killer Lover

Posted on October 24, 2007 by superangrymonkey

hi i like u, u sound smart haaa. I hate this already

good point, it took a wile for me to interperate ur point but one thing u said sparked a valid fact that i found to be true with all repeate murders is that they derive some sort of stimulation from what they have done, mental, physical what ever. Usually sexual pleasure they arent just sitting there they are accctually about to commit or are in the act of some thing. Yes?

why do ppl do things? you know? Because it gets them off.
we dont always do things we want to to do Serial killers don’t do things they don’t want to do, they do things that they definitely want to do. like on occasion for me i dont like getting up in the morning when i didnt get enough sleep the perviouse night, Because you have to eatbut i do it anyways. work is an obligaion that completes my life, it gives me challenges Yuck. it balances out my daily activities and creates a love/hate feeling for me, I work because I need to live. i think i like work more than i hate You sure?it but thers always some thing that keeps u going back to work. Money. I love the challenge I love pie. i love thas its allot easier said than done I like things when they are easy. and it makes me want to see if i have it in me to persiveer. Or spell?

My point is that these ppl cant find any better way to fill their time, Then they need to find a lot of better things to do. and the only thing they seem to want to fill their time with is with things they only purely want to do or get some sort of immense satifaction out of. I thought it was the ONLY thing they can get satisfaction out of.

no matter what u chose to do its a decision, If you chose it by definition it is a decision and if it is that repulsing for ppl to kill why do they do it? It gets them off Some ppl are just get a thrill out of destruction, i wonder if cleaning up the mess is worth commiting the crime. A lot of them don’t clean up these ppl obviousley read about this shyt or have some sort of recourse, Its all they think about and are prolly as obsessed about it as i am to know what causes it. They are fucking monsters. What ever it is it must include the need to handle a human body, Someone them don’t like to touch it or feel guilty after its strictly a type of oral fixation except not with ur mouth but with ur hands the different textures and sensations. Hot. there has to be starting point, there is for every oe and every thing, some thing has to open pandoras box, Sure but is that an excuse? there has to be that one incident that just sent every thing spiraling down ward for these ppl and im curiouse as to what that was. I’m not as concerned b/c honestly ive seen allot of shyt in my days i didnt come from a perfect family my father was a drunk who beat up my mother and occasionally me and my other sisters. And you don’t kill people. . sad i know but i love life despite the ugly side of it i saw you know? I guess. soo it makes you wonder. how sick are these guys? do u acctually buy that? I definitely do.

im obsessed with the minds of serial killers That’s a little scary i want to know more than my own brain will allow me to but i could never throw away all my amazing friends and family and my cool career and school and all the fun parties and things i do with the ppl i love just to know what it feels like to kill. That is REALLY scary it doesnt seem worth it. If the only thing stopping you is the stuff you do and the stuff you have then you need a lot of stuff to do okay? ive cut up lots of meat in my days its noting special, i just finnished cutting chicken and i couldnt wait to wash my hands after. Grosssss For a killer its symbolic usually.
Have a nice day

Gay Does Not Equal Pedophile

Posted on October 21, 2007 by superangrymonkey

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Its a slippery slope, when you start legitimizing sexual perversions in culture, where will it end? there are women who have sex with dogs. Will animal-human sex be the next thing they want legalized?! and what about the whole NAMBLA/LGBT thing? and after that pedophilia/pederasty rights?! polygamy? adult incest? NO! stop it now!

look up pederasty on wikipedia, its totally sanctioned by the LGBT! its even a LGBT portal!

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Okay who are you to be in anyone’s bedroom? If everyone in the relationship wants it what’s wrong with polygamy you are born a pedophile just like you are born queer and just like queers still have same sex intercourse guess what pedophiles do?

People who fuck animals are still fucking animals and if they own the animal I don’t have a problem with it. Its none of my business, maybe you learned that in preschool

I don’t accept pedophilia though you’re right about that

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Aside from it being physically impossible for men to have sex, there is the issue of children. whats to stop them from teaching the kids to try homosexual sex, like, its just a choice you make, like salt or pepper? Also, if they have low enough morals to try and have sex with another man, whats to stop them from molesting the boy children?

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Wait, are you suggesting that gays are pedophiles and that homosexuality makes you somehow less moral than someone who is heterosexual? If you believe this stuff then do you consider yourself well learned or even connected with the reality that the rest of us live in?

Gay does not equal pedophile I thought that notion went out with the rest of the old rednecks that propagate it. Basically you think it is morally right to tell two grown men where to put their penises.

That’s pretty gay

Responding to Pagans

Posted on August 7, 2007 by superangrymonkey

This one’s from a pagan or pagan sympathizer named Jetsudo. My replies are bolded.

There are many pagan belief systems still around today that are passed on by word of mouth. Tribal beliefs are just as ridiculous and false, THAT would have covered what you are saying. You aren’t an Aussie You claim it as though it’s a cultural heritage to be proud of. (’cause your accent is retarded and dimbwitted So dimwitted that I can actually SPELL the word dimwitted.) so your obviously are unaware that aboriginals have passed down their culture through word of mouth for thousands of years and still pass it down to this day. You obviously are unaware that the aboriginals are dying on the vine. Their magic didn’t save them… I wonder why.

Where do you get your information from? Research, pagan friends, and first hand knowledge. you babble, repeat and assure yourself with stupid insults. I didn’t repeat myself and I insult pagans because THEY are stupid. You stereo type pagans in such a stupid manner. They do a great job of stereotyping themselves.

I cannot say that some pagans dont behave how you just portrayed, Then you aren’t a total loss. but the majority have a better concept than what you described. Not fucking really. Pagans also believe in balance so they all arent peace mongering ppl who will take crap with such a smile. Oh right, there are some who will kill me with magic. I’m really fucking scared now. Hell you dont even know what year Gardener founded wicca, 1954 Hell, you probably didnt know the guys name (as you did not mention it) And that must mean I didn’t know. Wow. so why should we listen to the crap that falls from your mouth when you obviously know fuck all!? You don’t have to listen. You do because you obviously have nothing better to do.

Scientific evidence? Yes. To prove what? Neo-paganism is valid. literature isnt science mate, durr and what scientific proof do you have about christianity? No one was alive to contest it. yet you go on to say its a real religion along with judaism etc. Compared to neo pagans? Hell yes it is. As paganism became feared by Christians Pagan means country people. and witch hunts etc became abundant, who would want to share such information? ANYone will tell you that THAT is bullshit. And the fact that its been proven that other cultures will desicrate and almost destroy other cultures No shit. I said that. Their magic didn’t save them, then and it certainly means nothing now. (Conquistadors and mayans did you read about them all on your own?) can it not suggest that the christians, to convert many westerners to christianity would do the same? Oh my (nonexistent) god. I am talking with a retarded man. They did implement sabbats and rituals throughout ‘christian’ holidays to pursuade many into christianity so why not rid of the past religion by removing sources of it. They adopted the practices of the pagans to convert them.

YOU have a hard time believing in an omni-present sky god etc. Yes. This does not mean everyone else does, No there are lot of theists in the world. All of whom are wrong. or maybe its because they are able to comprehend that of which you cannot. I can comprehend all of their ( and probably your) faggoty beliefs. They are false.

You also go on to say this and that does not exist, Show me one fucking fairy, ONE and I will convert today. and yet gorilla’s were only recently (1847) scientifically recognised! Science is learning, setbacks are inevitable. The local tribes told stories of such monsters but were all ‘folk lore’. So they went about trying to prove it, and did. Pagans cannot do that because MAGIC ISN’T FUCKING REAL! Hell if you want to go one step further, the coelacanth fish was only discovered in 1938 and lives today, thought to be extinct millions of years ago! (over 400 million years!). So you can do math? This still fails to actually be a point.

You say many things and from what your video clearly shows your mouth is full of bullshit. Right, and you beginning a debate with insults shows that you are so much better. Your mostache lol clearly shows you look like a piece of bullshit I hope you feel better now about you being a closet queer and retarded. and that your going off your nut at something that ‘doesnt worry you’ clearly shows a sign that it does on some level. Religions ALL bother me on some level. Hell you even swear in front of a small child, Who doesn’t understand a word. how the hell can anyone take you seriously without thinking how much of a fucktard you are? Apparently you are not one of the people who does. Grow up, clean up your house Done. and do something better with your life than to spread the hatred you clearly have filled inside of you Oh I hope you choke. Read a book, a nice one, about flowers, that should cheer you up. Get assfucked by one of your ultra feminist pagan lady friends and go read another book by someone named after a flower. I feel just fine.

Why I am An Atheist

Posted on July 23, 2007 by superangrymonkey

Why I am an Atheist:

A Missive by Baskin Monkey

hi superangrymonkey

Just want to say I enjoyed watching your videos. You made some really good points and they were thorough. I was gazing at your profile and noticed you’re an atheist. I would like to hear your opinions on what factors influenced, and or why you chose to be an atheist? This is just out of curiosity. If it however, pass the boundary of your privacy, you don’t have to answer me. Thank you for reading. Have a nice day.

*smile always and monkey rules*

-shinko

I got this email earlier from someone who watches my videos and I thought it was a question that needed addressing since I don’t actually do much talking about my own history. The simple answer to the question of why I am an Atheist is not as simple as me choosing, I was an Atheist since I was very young.

As a child I grew up in a home that was not overbearingly religious at all. My mom and dad believed and believe in God and Christian as far as I can tell but they saw baptism and most importantly religion as something that should be left up to a person when they are old enough to decide for themselves. I’ll always be thankful that they did that.

I did go to Sunday school when I was a kid and when I was presented with the Judeo-Christian Yahweh I knew even then that I didn’t believe in it. Even back then I remember thinking “with all of the technology we have, if there was a God up in the sky we would have found him by now.” It was a view I kept to myself because I knew that I would hurt my mom’s feelings if I told her, or the Sunday school teacher so.

Growing up I looked into other religions and even flirted with them but I found that any relationship with any God proved to be one sided, and not only that but the one thing that any religion lacks is proof. This is where the theist will chime in “But you can’t prove that God DOESN’T exist either!” The truth is though, that no matter how you slice it, the burden of proof isn’t on the non believer, I am not trying to convert you to Atheism you are trying to convert me to <insert religion here>.

For a long time I didn’t even call myself an Atheist (although I was.) I was just a non believer. I didn’t care what people believed. I thought that religions did more good for the world than harm until I began to look into all of them a little more deeply.

Horror isn’t an adequate description of the reaction I had when I looked into history and saw what man’s belief in fairies had done to other people. It truly became one of the first reasons why I started to hate people.

I am an Atheist because for everything right religion has done for the world there have been ten atrocities committed in the name of <insert God here>. I am an Atheist because there is NO Gods, Goddesses, Magic, Goblins, Fairies, Demons, Angels, or Miracles. I am an Atheist because I know that good and evil can only be committed and inflicted on others by people, good ones and bad ones. I am an Atheist because I believe that a world with one less god is a world with one less moron. I am an Atheist because my mommy taught me to be true to myself, even if she took it back later on.