Some Woman Gets Stabbed… Media Points The Gaze At Internet

Apparently a guy brutally attacked a woman he met on Match.com. The people who wrote the article made a huge deal out of where they met, so much so that they put a little poll in the sidebar about what people feel about online dating. So they broke up after a relationship that the daughter of the woman herself called “patchy” and short. He came to her house, broke into her garage with a knife, and stabbed her until he broke the knife and then stomped on her head and neck until he was sure she stopped breathing. Charmer, yeah? Well she didn’t die but let’s look at the face of her attempted murderer here.

Look at this fucking guy. I can’t tell you all the ways that this person here looks like the kind of person that could totally stab a bitch. Wait… yes I can, here.

THE ARTICLE

You know, he stabbed her and my heart goes out to the people that care about her and blah blah blah but I’ve got a good important and pressing question that I have to ask the journalistic community. What the fuck is wrong with you? Why does it matter if this fucker got met on Match or not? He’s obviously a broken human being. Like for example, I dunno… he’s suspected for murdering another ex in Phoenix? I mean really. Fuck.

The CALM Act can Suck my Dick.

Have you people seen this fucking bullshit? Federal legislation to allow the FCC to decide if a commercial is too loud?

…really? I mean, I know we all hate those stupid-ass fucking car commercials that scream numbers at us in an attempt to confuse us, but seriously? You cunts are cool with this shit?

How fucking retarded do the Feds have to get before you people get pissed off?! How far do they have to go before you finally say, “No”?! How motherfucking long are you going to sit on your ass watching those goddamn, spoiled, self-absorbed snatch-napkins on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills while our betters stomp all over us?!

Yes, I’m aware I’m just ranting! No, I don’t think I should have to fucking explain for the thousandth time why this shouldn’t fly!

I hate people.

We Get Farmville He Gets Person of THE YEAR

Really person of the year?

Mark Zuckerberg? For creating FACEBOOK?  Really?

In spite of the popular vote even! Time Magazine’s editor actually thinks HE  had the most impact on

peoples lives as opposed to someone who actually did something valuable for humanity? Or at the very least,  the man who was actually voted for as man of the year by the people, whistle-blower and Wikileaks founder Julian Assange? I never heard this mans name before seeing him on the cover of Time and hear far more about TWITTER than I do facebook in movies, on television shows, on the radio so where is Jack Dorsey? Hell, I have heard about Julian Assange more!

What planet is this guy on and was he the one who decided in 1999 that it should be PERSON of the year instead of MAN of the year?  What is the problem with it being WOMAN of the YEAR when a woman is selected? Is WOMAN a bad word?Has the PC bullshit really gotten this bad?

Then again he is in good company with Hitler, Stalin(not once but twice) & THE Computer, yes people, THE COMPUTER as man of the year, no human being was better! Oh and the cheesiest of the choices, “YOU”.

Kinda sickening, really!

In Light of the Recent Tragedy in Arizona

I request only that we have a moment of silence for all the innocent bystanders who were killed or wounded.

Okay, now with that out of the way, in regards to the Congresswoman who got shot in the dome and the Arizona District Attorney(remember Scumbag of the Week? Yeah. That’s him) who got killed, it’s time to play wildly inappropriate music and laugh hysterically!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

“HOW DAER U, COUCH-!” I already hear being shrieked, “TEHY WUZ PUHB-LICK SUR-VINTZ!”

So? A scumbag is a scumbag, badge or not.

“BUT COWCH, WUT DID GIFERDZ DO?!”

Aside from voting for 700 billion dollars to be stolen from us at the drop of a hat, helping expand hate crime legislation and supporting the marxist institution of government-run education? How about her only pro-gun position ever taken being AGAINST the DC handgun ban? Or how about her votes for bills that increased the FDAs power? I can go on, but I’ll sum it up as such.

Gabrielle Giffords deserves to die and I hope she has complications in her hospital bed and gets shuffled loose of the mortal coil.