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People I’d like to Pee On 2

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  • The guy who invented flip flops – What a homo
  • On that note, whoever got rich off of the pet rock – mother fucker
  • Keanu Reeves – for having no talent whatsoever
  • Tyra Banks – for the same reasons
  • Pamela Anderson – for being an intolerable PETA whore
  • Piglet from Winnie the Pooh – Because that whiny fuck totally deserves the worst that life has to offer
  • Roger Rabbit – P-P-P-Please let me Pee on you
  • Martha Stewart – Oh hell yes
  • Oprah – Fat money grubbing pig
  • Ted Kennedy – The same reason

    • People I’d Like to Pee on 1

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    So I decided to start the official list of the people I’d like to pee on. I figure it will be in no particular order, just as I think of them.

    1) Hillary Clinton- Just for being who she is and offering what she does to America.
    2) Rosie O’Donnell- Not for being a liberal cow. I am bitching about her only claim to fame as of late being her war with Donald Trump. Have a sandwich and stfu.
    3) Shaq- For all of his shitty shitty movies, and for being the most overrated basketball player in history.
    4) Ann Heche- Switching sexualities more than once lands you on the list
    5) Bill Gates- I am not one to espouse class warfare but you can’t help hating that mother fucker
    6) Richard Dawkins- He should stick to what he knows, evolutionary biology and stop being such a celebrity whore.
    7) Renetto of Youtube- For being a useless human being
    8) Bands that cover Personal Jesus- Enough already you fucks I know it gets you laid but there are plenty of other songs.
    9) Fast food employees- Just the stupid ones
    10) George Bush- For leaving the borders wide open