Well, they are at it again; PETA is out to stop people from eating fish by calling the delicious little bastards sea kittens. They of course thought it was going to be fantastic idea right up there with calling chicken houses concentration camps. Now I know there was a moral uproar over the fact that these chickens were raised to be killed sold and eaten but did they really think that anyone out there in the world gives a shit one way or the other about delicious fish?

For one, the entire thing is completely crazy. I don’t agree with animal rights activists or organic produce nuts to begin with because if we hadn’t placed so much emphasis on learning to grow food and keep food in a lot of the places in the world that do not have food then we wouldn’t be able to feed even close to the number of people that are on the earth now. So basically PETA’s message about stopping production of any food animal is saying that they care more about the lives of animals than they do about people. It is easy to bitch, complain, and protest when you aren’t starving to death.

Think for a moment about how the world would change if we all became strict vegetarians like PETA wants. First, like I said already the facts are there that a lot of people would just starve. Vegetarianism no matter how hard they will try to convince you otherwise is not a natural human diet; we are omnivores as evidenced by the fact that we have no less than four teeth specifically designed for ripping and tearing meat. Vegetarians have to be very mindful of what they consume in order to maintain a healthy diet and that is something that people who eat a little bit of everything do not have to worry too much about.

Now we have to also think about the number of people who work in the animal slaughter and resale industries. Yeah I think these are dirty jobs that not a lot of people want to acknowledge but don’t these people have families and kids and all of that who are dependent on that check these guys bring home every week so THEY can eat? Where do you animal rights activists propose that they just go and work once you shut down all of the slaughterhouses? Oh yeah, you cry more about the lives of animals than you do about the lives of people, my bad.

A lot of the money you send to PETA every year goes to rescuing animals and they themselves slaughter them. Wait, they call it euthanasia but is there really any difference? PETA and a lot of the extreme animal rights groups take it the extra mile and say that we shouldn’t keep animals as pets. Wait a second, are you fucking kidding me?

Did you know that a dog will not survive without a human being around to take care of them? Packs of wild dogs are around but unless they have the means to be fed somewhere and made sure that their basic needs are met then they aren’t going to make it. So basically PETA is okay with the fact that if the whole world made into law the things they believe then willingly starving millions of dogs is perfectly fine as far as they are concerned? Does that sound like the ethical treatment of animals to you?

Sometimes I have to say that there are people out there who’s worldviews are so inconsistent with reality that I think that maybe a concerned group of citizens should go out there and firebomb one of the PETA buildings, burn it so bad that the only things left in tact are Pamela Anderson’s tits.

I wonder if they did animal testing on those.