I’m sick of tree huggers. Trees are a resource. Let’s kill all of them, but then again people are resource too. Let’s get started on the species too. As honestly arousing as that thought is there is something special about your average tree hugger. Not just the mild retardation and the smell of B.O mixed with hash brownies. I think they also make outstanding targets when you want to test out a new firearm. The complain that we’ll destroy the homes of all of the cute and firry forest creatures. Thus, all hippies are furries.

How’s that for inductive reasoning?