This Is Your Brain On Politics

Posted on July 12, 2009 by superangrymonkey

Beaten Old Man

I got thrust into a political discussion the other day which has annoyed me now for the last several months. That might come as a shock to some of you but I had an epiphany even before I stopped making videos about the nature of political debate. First of all, everyone knows what i think about every conceivable topic. There is no need for me to keep repeating myself over and over again about everything that I think about politics because all of it eventually turns into repeating myself eventually. Sure there are a lot of people out there who get ff on repeating their opinions over and over again but I’m not one of them.

The second reason is the practicality of having a political discussion at all. Sure you can argue with someone’s politics but the chances of it actually meaning anything and you not just be preaching to the choir of people who already agree with you are slim to none, by my reckoning about equal to the odds of me getting a blow job from Pam Anderson. Meaning that it is technically possible but not likely and even if I could is it worth the Hepatitis? I submit that it is not. Well the facts are the facts and when it all boils down to it I am just burned out on politics there are too many people out there that think too strongly of their own opinions to effectively change anyone’s mind so I leave politics to those fools, they do a better job making fun of politicians than I ever could just by supporting them. Anyway, back to the story.

There was this old redneck at the store I was at and he was looking at the tabloids and cursing Obama. I can get down with a little bit of cursing Obama but if you are using the supermarket tabloids as your source of news then you are frankly wronger than two boys naked in the woods with a bucket of grease. Then he says to his friend, another old redneck who had gotten involved in the discussion that we would have been so much better off with John McCain. To my credit I did an amazing job of holding back my spite and my psychological compulsion to rub people’s noses in their faulty opinions but the challenge proved too much for me. “John McCain was a scumbag just as much as Obama they were virtually indistinguishable.” “At least McCain supported small business.” He did what now? He married a rich bitch after leaving his handicapped wife. Is that support of small business or is that an accurate portrayal of his character? I shut up.

I did, I did great I just shut my mouth and turned around “I bet you were one of those Democrats.” ARGRGGHGH I cried out loud without realizing I did and the people around me stared for a moment. I lunged at the guy and bashed his feeble old skull with a frozen sausage and I choked him to death with a candy bar. I lie, but it would have been orgasmic

The Media is Killing Obama

Posted on September 14, 2008 by superangrymonkey

Obama is going to lose and it is going to be because he couldn’t keep the media from burying his own campaign in the interests of securing the election for him. The most popular person involved in the Presidential race is by far Sarah Palin who the media assures us had been the cause of McCain’s rising numbers though I am fairly convinced that when I was watching the polls his numbers were on the rise even before he picked a running mate.

More than half of the people in this country think that the media is hell bent on ruining Sarah Palin and I have to agree with them. They have made one dirty smear after another against this woman in hopes that she would show herself to be the weak and inexperienced clod that their own candidate is. The fact that she has not folded under pressure really pisses them off. You can see it every day.

I also want to address a point that direnmina brought up on one of my videos when I said that Palin voted to have books banned while she was in office in Alaska. The “proof” if you can call it that he provided is that some of the books weren’t in print at the time. Doesn’t matter. Just because a certain number of those books weren’t in print to say that the entire thing must have been made up is stupid. Would I put it past a woman who pretty much wore the pillow roman style to cover up her daughter having a retarded baby to want to loyalty test people by asking if she could censor books? No.

You moron.

Get over it you asses, I’m not voting for McCain, I’m not voting for Obama, I’m not voting for Bob Barr, and I am certainly not going to even attempt to vote for Ralph Nader. If that whiny pig faced fuck direnmina has something to say about it, he can suck the snot end of my prick.

Hail Hillary Clinton: Our Future Leader

Posted on October 30, 2007 by superangrymonkey

Here is a couple of things more that just don’t sit too well with me about Hillary Clinton and the first is the fact that she continuously assures us of her qualifications for the job that she is applying for. My question is; how is she qualified? I mean, there have been a hell of a lot of first ladies and if all you have to do is fuck (or not fuck as the case may be) a president to be qualified to do the job then why haven’t any of the others decided to run? Come to think of it, what makes Hillary Clinton qualified to even be a senator really? Wow, way to drop the fucking ball New York. You may hate Bill Clinton and George Dubyah but he and Bill both were and are more qualified for the job than she is. Jeez.

So that is my challenge for all of you liberals out there who are planning on handing Hillary the reigns of power in this country. I want you to come up with one of Hillary’s great achievements that equates to she should be sitting in the oval office while her horny cracker husband philanders elsewhere. If you can name me one achievement that makes her qualified and is unique to Hillary like she says then I will admit I am wrong publicly but to tell you the truth, I am not the one who is in the wrong here.

I wasn’t going to bring up my next point but for completion of this thought I am. Hillary Clinton is not only applying for a job she is also trying to become a symbol, the face that America shows o the world. What do you think will define that symbol when Hillary gets in control and almost destroys this county because like it or not that is what is going to happen when she wins the election. Don’t get me wrong the American people have all the power in the world to stop it they simply refuse out of sheer cowardice.

If any of you young single women who plan on voting for Hillary simply because she is a woman want to hand in your vote registration cards now that would be great. I can’t believe that there are voters in this country that are so stupid as to not vote on an issue but the fact that someone doesn’t have a penis. What the fuck is wrong with you people? You all ought to be drug out into the street and shot you sick little cultists.

I am so tired of hearing people say “I just don’t think I am ready to put another republican back in office.” The republicans who are running for president are not George Bush, they are not related to George Bush, and they are not nearly as good looking as George Bush (lolz0rs) stfu and gtfo out political debate you baseless fucks.

It all comes down to the people refusing to hold the Government accountable for its actions and it is something that makes me sick if I think about it too long. I actually have to think of pretty things for awhile after I finish one of these blogs and that’s a joke . Seriously though Hillary is a poison.

She handles everything she does through focus groups and make for TV handlers and everything she says is soft and taken through them. This didn’t just start when she decided to run for president either; she has been doing this for years even when Billy Boy was the President. Fuck.

Have a nice day

Barack Obama Doesn’t Hold His Hand Over His Heart?

Posted on October 28, 2007 by superangrymonkey

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Well my video camera died this morning and now I am left hoping that my web camera works or I suppose I am shit out of luck. I have a warranty on the camera so don’t worry too much about that okay? Other than that I am also wondering why people are considering voting for Barack Obama. I have heard a lot of unsettling shit about him not the least of which being that he doesn’t hold his hand over his heart while the national anthem is being played.

Now I don’t know about you but I consider patriotism to be paramount in selecting the person that will be representing the figurehead position within the American government and I can’t see why anyone would even consider tossing this non nationalist fuck a vote. You think I am kidding you can check it out.

Now what the fuck is that shit and why the fuck are you going to vote for that? Even Hillary Clinton puts her hand over her heart when the anthem is played it is part of being an American. I can see it if you are at a protest but this mother fucker is running for president that is two entirely different things and one that I am going to have to point out every time someone reminds me of all of the great and wonderful things the Barack Obama has promised me so far, like an enormous hike in taxes to pay for a system of healthcare that doesn’t work for anyone that uses it.

Thank you America.

Have a nice day

America Where’d You Go?

Posted on October 27, 2007 by superangrymonkey

You want to know what I am truly sick of? Everyone’s total unwillingness to offend someone else and everyone’s hypersensitivity to being offended makes me sick. Who the fuck dropped the ball in the manufacturing plant and turned us all into a pack of bleeding vaginas? It’s not just the adults either; they have worked their soft little cocks into our children as well. You can see that reflected in the fact that there are actual unenforceable laws against bullying now. That means that some politico took money out of my pocket and while spending time he could have been spending to loosen the government stranglehold on all of our lives he instead made a law they couldn’t enforce if they tried for the illusion of safety. You have got to be fucking shitting me.

It has gotten so bad that although I live in an English speaking country I am not allowed to tell an illegal alien that they should learn to speak English so that I can understand the words that come out of their throat holes. Not only that but I am supposed to be happy that millions of these fucks leech off of the economy everyday spreading disease that a legal immigrant would have taken care of and I am to say nothing about it. Don’t give me any of this “No one will work those jobs” crap either, get them all the fuck out.

The fact of the matter is that I am tired of suppressing what I say for fear of hurting someone else’s feelings.

What about the fact that our federal government has actually metamorphosed into a freak show and that the bearded lady might be the next president and the horny redneck that she married for political position may become the first lady? It makes me sick to think that the people I am forced by hook or crook to call my countrymen are ashamed to say that they are proud to be American despite her many flaws for fear of rebuke, not from a foreigner who knows jack shit about America, but from other Americans.

You people all make me sick.