Equal Means Equal: Except If its Good

Posted on April 5, 2009 by superangrymonkey

Living in a sterile world full of people whose sensibilities are so easily offended it’s almost impossible not to want to do it as much as possible I have found a little defect in human society that has really gotten on my nerves and I wanted to point it out to all of you my delicious little cupcakes. Call it an early Christmas present.

Why is it that no one ever seems to complain when a sexist or racist stereotype works out in their favor? The most famous example of this was the girls who were in the Charles Manson cult. They pretty much got over for being innocent little women who were obviously too weak to think for themselves while Tex and Chuck are rotting in their respective cages forever. You don’t hear any feminist organizations up in arms for the societal viewpoint of women’s weakness then. There’s no ACLU rep wringing his hands and fighting a legendary legal battle in order to see that those women are doled out their due of the punishment because being born a woman is no excuse to exclude her from the needle.

You don’t hear any black guys crying when you say they have huge penises but if you crack off a cornbread joke you might as well pack it in because you’ll get sued so fast you’ll spit out watermelon. Don’t these civil rights warriors want us all to be seen as total equals in every facet of living? Then where’s your outrage at this shit?

Affirmative Action Doesn’t Heal a Gap, It Widens It

Posted on April 28, 2008 by superangrymonkey

Not too terribly long ago I had someone ask me how I felt about affirmative action and I have come up with an answer and my reasons why I have decided on that issue. I do not believe that the government has the right or the privilege to decide for someone who they are and are not allowed to hire. I feel that affirmative action exploits people at the expense of helping out a person who may or may not deserve the help. If we want to live in a society where everyone is equal that means that it is communist. What we should be working on is making sure that everyone has an equal opportunity to succeed or fail and that means that affirmative action has definitely got to go.

Here’s a concept that you human rights advocates may have a difficult time comprehending. What you are advocating is an act of legislation that offers jobs to people who may or may not have worked as hard to get those jobs based on the color of their skin. I don’t know about you but that sounds pretty racist to me. What it really does is widen the gap between the races more and more.

Now I have given you basically the argument that everyone gives when they say they are against affirmative action and now I am going to offer a solution to it. Just because the government doesn’t have the right to tell someone who they are allowed to hire doesn’t mean that a business cannot be dictated by the will of a free market. The private sector and indeed the consumers themselves decide who they are and are not going to do business with. IF we have a company that exclusively hires whites regardless of how qualified minorities that apply for the jobs within the company are you can, and get this because it is important, not give them your business.

Since the basic goal of every businessperson is to make money if you don’t think that eating the loss that is coming from everyone that won’t pay an actual bigot is going to cause them to maybe rethink their hiring methods you are a moron. So I just solved for everyone the affirmative action quandary for everyone. Any questions, class?

My Mom Hates MY Website

Posted on December 7, 2007 by superangrymonkey

I have been thinking for the last couple of days since I had a conversation with my mom over the phone about something I was going to put onto my website about what I thought about what was happening to Dog the Bounty Hunter. My mom says that I should take down my entire site, my you tube channel, and everything else because she is afraid that because I am putting my face out there for the world to see that I or my family is going to be killed for the things that I say. To tell you the truth, I am not scared of that happening but more than that I would like to expound a little with what I think about this.

My mom is a good person and when she says I should take down my site I know that she has my best interests in mind. The thing that I don’t understand is this; I am living in America where I have the right to say and think whatever I want to say and think and because I own a trifle of a website I can fill it with whatever misanthropic shit that I want to. She told me “What you do is hateful and miserable, why don’t you try to do something good for the world?” This aggravates me to no end.

What I am doing is pointing out stupidity in people and exposing it for what it is. I see no harm in telling someone when they are acting like a moron and if watching my videos and reading my blogs entertains just one person isn’t THAT doing something good for the world? The point that I am getting at here is this; if my own mother can’t see what I am doing then is it really getting the point across to anyone else? I don’t go out of my way to hurt people in my day to day life, in fact I stay home most of the time because I am consumed with an unrelenting hatred of the stupid things that people do. I wish I could think about something else but I can’t.

Let me tell you a little bit about myself I guess so this is clear. I want to make the world a little bit more bearable for me to live in. I want to do this because I am a selfish bastard but everyone is a selfish bastard so there is no need for me to apologize for being one. One of the major things that have turned me into the basket case that I am is dealing with all of the petty, stupid, horrible, retarded, pointless, and ignorant things that people do to each other. Is it so wrong then for me to want to point out that those things are wrong and why we shouldn’t do them? The one thing that my mother isn’t realizing is that I got over all of my youthful rage and now focus all of my aggression on the things that deserve it.

I know I say I hate people a lot but it isn’t entirely true. What I hate is the stupidity that people bring with them into every recess of living. People are the chief cause of all strife in the world and anyone who tells you different is trying to sell you something. Within every person is the ability to change the world, the problem with most people is they change the world to match their own ignorance’s passed down through culture and through human nature. This isn’t a race thing; it is a culture thing and a species thing. People confound each other in order to feel superior while providing that same feeling of superiority to someone else by being their idiot.

After a moment of clarity like that I have to lie down.

We’ll be back after these messages.

THE BRITISH DNA DATABASE CONTINUES TO COMBAT CRIME.

Posted on August 2, 2007 by superangrymonkey

THE BRITISH DNA DATABASE CONTINUES TO COMBAT CRIME.

Very bad teeth

Now they are targeting speeders and litterbugs. Police officers in England and Wales are calling for the addition of DNA samples from offenders who have committed crimes that they cannot be jailed for. This is absolutely sickening and I am beginning to wonder if it is already too late for the British.

Their system, which includes one third of the black population in Britain and more then 100 children under 10 (who cannot even be charged with a crime), is the biggest such system in the world.

Now I am sure that I don’t need to address the fact that all governments seek to grow in size and scope and I am also sure that you don’t need to be a rocket scientist to notice that the British government is doing just that. They absolutely are sliding down that slippery slope to tyranny and oppression.

There are people who would approve of this course of action saying things like “If you have nothing to hide then you have nothing to worry about.” Lots of people said the exact same things in tyrannical governments throughout history. It isn’t a matter of being law abiding or even a criminal, it is a simple fact that if you are a citizen of any free country in the world and you push for this amount of government involvement in the lives of the populace then you don’t deserve and you WON’T remain living in a free country for very long.

Every single power you give the government is freedom that you are taking away from the citizens. Freedom does not mean freedom from responsibility. I am sick to shit of people allowing governments to go totally out of control and do shit like this and they have the nerve to point the finger at MY country and tell me how we are doing it wrong.

Hey Brits, you want to wake up in a dictatorship? Fine. If not, why don’t you open you mouth and shoot this thing down before they have every single one of you on file?

“The course of history shows that as government grows liberty decreases”- Thomas Jefferson

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