I am so tired of the people that think that it’s their job to police what I’m allowed to make fun of and laugh at.
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My God Can Beat Up Your God
Satanism, A Religion of Douchebags
I have no religion. That is a statement that shocks and awes most people really. Not only do I have no religion but I also do not believe in a single one of your petty Gods, from Apollo to Zeus, Yahweh included. That being said I also do not believe in demons or devils of any sort. I can’t possibly imagine being a sad stunted piece of emotionally wretched shit that believes that they can summon or capture demons to do their bidding here on earth by waving their arms. I can’t possibly imagine what it means to be a person like that and it is for that reason that I am going to make fun of them.
Satanists themselves are divided into two different but equally ridiculous sects Atheistic and Theistic Satanists. For one, if you have a religion of any sort and even worship yourself as your own god as atheistic Satanists do you cannot be called an atheist you are a Satanist. The main problem that I have with the “I am my own god and so I should do whatever makes me feel good all the time and fuck everyone else “philosophy is that it is entirely unnecessary.
Why do you need to take such a seventh grade concept and wrap a religion around it? Where is the sense in doing that kind of thing? Why don’t you just say that there is no God and get the fuck over it? Not only that though but why do you feel the need to call yourself a Satanist. Satanists of the atheistic ilk will say that Satan to them is a symbol freedom but if that is the case why don’t you pick a less stupid symbol. They argue this point by saying that it is to offend people and to shirk their judeo-Xtian roots. Now I want you to try to wrap your mind taco around that hunk of ground beef for a second. That means you prop your entire religion on Xtianity. Theistic Satanists worship Satan. There is a gaping hole in this thread of logic. If Satan is the Lord of Evils and the Father of Lies then what use does he have for you other than a chew toy?
The problem with both branches of Satanism is that they cannot exist without Christianity. This fact they counter with a sad argument consisting of the devil concept predates Christianity and is stolen form other religious figures like the Egyptian God Set. If that’s the case call your stupid made up religion setism
To the forum with ye devils.
Have a nice day
Ad Hominem My Ass
So I finally said it and I never really wanted to. I do not believe the majority of theists will ever be able to view atheism as a valid or rational choice. Sure they’ll pretend they do but that’s until they hand you the pamphlets. All of the logical arguments and debates are lost of them as they dance betwixt fairytale and mass delusion and circularly defend their false logic. It’s not going to let up anytime soon. Don’t get me wrong, I am friends with theists I just see them as confused and any theist at best sees ME as confused. It’s nothing personal or anything we are just at an impasse that cannot possibly be resolved without absolute imperial evidence regarding the existence or non-existence of GOD one way or another.
The single greatest obstacle to total atheistic acceptance is atheism. I say that but it’s probably not what you’re thinking so make sure you keep your minds open for a second. Theists here in First World societies have pretty much accepted the existences of all of the major Judeo-Christian religions. Even some of the weirder ones most of them understand as long as they believe in SOME kind of external higher power. What they cannot understand and what we as atheists cannot hope to make them understand at least at this juncture is someone with NO RELIGION.
The cause for this is totally simple. Most people with any kind of religious conviction at all want to believe that all people instinctively know that “something is out there.” They don’t want to admit that if someone hadn’t gotten a hold of them when they were too young and naïve to fight it off that they wouldn’t believe a lick of religious propaganda. As if any adult with a sound and filly developed mind could be convinced that all human life on earth was descended from one couple, two separate times. (The bible says to remain childlike, because children believe unquestioningly.)
I’ve yet to see any Atheist Vs Theist debate that hasn’t turned into a total shit slinging festival. I’m not taking a side here because anyone who has ever been involved in that kind of a debate is guilty of doing it at some point if you tell me you aren’t you are a fucking liar.
So we are at an impasse.
I still hate you
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Magic
I can’t even begin to imagine that there are people out there in the world who can still manage to muster a belief in magic. Now let’s set the record straight out of all of the people I have ever met who claim to believe in magic I am thoroughly convinced that less than half of them actually believe in anything that they are doing. When you think about it really what does the word magic mean? It would mean imposing your own will over reality, I’m not talking meditative techniques here I’m talking moving mountains.
Where the last person that you’ve ever met that was could move a mountain with the power of his thoughts alone? On the same page when have you ever met anyone who showed you real magic? I don’t want to hear all of your pagan religious hysterical experiences I want honest to god lighting candles without touching them, slaying your enemies with a word kind of shit.
Needless to say I believe that a belief in magic is a weak minded belief and not only that an utter fallacy in the face of everything that’s real out there in the world. Why is it that these people are allowed to have jobs where they have to take care of people with real science? Why is it that pagans can be cool with science when it supports their own half assed lame-brained world theories?
It’s kind of fucking sickening when you think about it.