Christmas Protesters, Shoppers, And Nonsense

I had a lot to say about Christmas as the list of things that annoy me about the goddamned holidays. I don’t really understand the point of it all. Believe me, I’m with you. However, for all of the fucking people who need to push your agenda that day too… you annoy me way more.

Anti Porn Right-Wing Crazies Use Propaganda? No Way

Sometimes I wonder what’s wrong with people. I know that it may sound redundant for me to say that since this website and my youtube channel both are devoted to the cause of recording my opinions and outrage at just about everything. As a person who has sought somehow in the way that I do things to educate through misinformation and that is something that I am proud to say that in more than one case has been a success. You’d think that I spend every waking moment reflecting on the things that I think are sick and sad but it just isn’t true.

However it has come to my attention that there is a video blogger on youtube called antipornographyblog that is just the epitome of everything that is stupid and wrong with this world. I’d like to open by saying that if you are morally against porn that is your thing. I totally respect the right to think that it is disgusting and immoral to watch or participate in the porn industry in any way shape or form. However, like most psychotic right wing nuts the person who runs this vlog is trying oh so desperately to take away someone’s right to chose what the hell they want to do for a living.

Zamato from the Blasphemangelicals brought this vlogger to my attention yesterday and I thank him for it. This is the kind of stuff that I started doing this to debunk but with that said it is also going to require a bit of research before I can dish out a fresh serving of ownage to this prick.

Here’s the video in question.

Now, you’ll note the way that Tyra Banks, as if she hasn’t made a career by exploiting the sex drives of men, suggesting that this poor adult was just trapped and ensnared by the wily and disgusting industry known as adult film. The antiporn vlogger placed captions in this video throughout its duration using misleading “facts” and taking quotes out of context to support his or her own radical worldview. I really think this is the kind of thing that is killing this country.

I know the girl is 18 years old and a lot of people see this as something that should be outlawed or destroyed entirely but the fact of the matter is that she is an adult and deserves the right to do whatever the fuck she wants to do to make her money. Since I spend a lot of time bashing liberals for attempting to restrict freedom in their own special way I am also going to take this opportunity to expose the right wing side of destruction of freedom.

I firmly believe that the only rational response to this political environment is libertarianism. I don’t care if you don’t agree with me but these two dominant trains of thought are ruining everything for everyone.

Expect a video tonight.

Satanism, A Religion of Douchebags

I have no religion. That is a statement that shocks and awes most people really. Not only do I have no religion but I also do not believe in a single one of your petty Gods, from Apollo to Zeus, Yahweh included. That being said I also do not believe in demons or devils of any sort. I can’t possibly imagine being a sad stunted piece of emotionally wretched shit that believes that they can summon or capture demons to do their bidding here on earth by waving their arms. I can’t possibly imagine what it means to be a person like that and it is for that reason that I am going to make fun of them.

Satanists themselves are divided into two different but equally ridiculous sects Atheistic and Theistic Satanists. For one, if you have a religion of any sort and even worship yourself as your own god as atheistic Satanists do you cannot be called an atheist you are a Satanist. The main problem that I have with the “I am my own god and so I should do whatever makes me feel good all the time and fuck everyone else “philosophy is that it is entirely unnecessary.

Why do you need to take such a seventh grade concept and wrap a religion around it? Where is the sense in doing that kind of thing? Why don’t you just say that there is no God and get the fuck over it? Not only that though but why do you feel the need to call yourself a Satanist. Satanists of the atheistic ilk will say that Satan to them is a symbol freedom but if that is the case why don’t you pick a less stupid symbol. They argue this point by saying that it is to offend people and to shirk their judeo-Xtian roots. Now I want you to try to wrap your mind taco around that hunk of ground beef for a second. That means you prop your entire religion on Xtianity. Theistic Satanists worship Satan. There is a gaping hole in this thread of logic. If Satan is the Lord of Evils and the Father of Lies then what use does he have for you other than a chew toy?

The problem with both branches of Satanism is that they cannot exist without Christianity. This fact they counter with a sad argument consisting of the devil concept predates Christianity and is stolen form other religious figures like the Egyptian God Set. If that’s the case call your stupid made up religion setism

To the forum with ye devils.

Have a nice day

Assholes Beware You’re In For A Scare

There is nothing I hate more in this world than annoying people. You know the type, the kind of person who takes every opportunity they can to make your life just a little bit more unbearable just by being themselves. I’m not talking about people born with no social graces either even though I do think those people should take it upon themselves to just stay home (like I did.) I am talking about people who know better and still choose to be genuine assholes.

I way told in high school that it would all end after I left high school. That was the biggest fucking lie anyone ever told me. There are still people who behave the same way as all of the assholes I have ever met in my life everywhere I have ever been in this country and I am sure all around the world. The fact of the matter is and I know this now because of my online stint as a professional asshole that being an asshole is a hell of a lot of fun.

I’m not even joking imagine not caring enough about the people around you to just say whatever the fuck you want to whenever the fuck you want to say it. You can’t ever know how good it feels to be able to tell perfect strangers in a loud tone of voice exactly where they can stick their social norms.

Some of you may argue that the way to deal with assholes is not to become an asshole yourself but I whole heartedly disagree. I think it has become apparent at this point that the only real way to deal with these mother fuckers is to deal with them with their own ammo. I mean you can quickly shut a mother fucker up if you know what you are doing and here are some tips to make your assholing a lot easier from here on out.

1) Never ever admit you are wrong especially when you know you are.
2) Always talk at great length about yourself
3) Make any emotional connection with other people superficial at best
4) Be sure to take ever opportunity to sound pretentious and arrogant
5) Be pretentious and arrogant
6) Channel all of the awesome through you as you move among the sheep
7) Know you are the greatest thing to ever happen to planet earth ever
8) Kick animals and small children randomly as you pass
9) Get behind some really ludicrous causes like saving the walls or Jesus and tell people about it
10) Rule hard

More to come on this list soon.