I am so tired of the people that think that it’s their job to police what I’m allowed to make fun of and laugh at.
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Satanism, A Religion of Douchebags
I have no religion. That is a statement that shocks and awes most people really. Not only do I have no religion but I also do not believe in a single one of your petty Gods, from Apollo to Zeus, Yahweh included. That being said I also do not believe in demons or devils of any sort. I can’t possibly imagine being a sad stunted piece of emotionally wretched shit that believes that they can summon or capture demons to do their bidding here on earth by waving their arms. I can’t possibly imagine what it means to be a person like that and it is for that reason that I am going to make fun of them.
Satanists themselves are divided into two different but equally ridiculous sects Atheistic and Theistic Satanists. For one, if you have a religion of any sort and even worship yourself as your own god as atheistic Satanists do you cannot be called an atheist you are a Satanist. The main problem that I have with the “I am my own god and so I should do whatever makes me feel good all the time and fuck everyone else “philosophy is that it is entirely unnecessary.
Why do you need to take such a seventh grade concept and wrap a religion around it? Where is the sense in doing that kind of thing? Why don’t you just say that there is no God and get the fuck over it? Not only that though but why do you feel the need to call yourself a Satanist. Satanists of the atheistic ilk will say that Satan to them is a symbol freedom but if that is the case why don’t you pick a less stupid symbol. They argue this point by saying that it is to offend people and to shirk their judeo-Xtian roots. Now I want you to try to wrap your mind taco around that hunk of ground beef for a second. That means you prop your entire religion on Xtianity. Theistic Satanists worship Satan. There is a gaping hole in this thread of logic. If Satan is the Lord of Evils and the Father of Lies then what use does he have for you other than a chew toy?
The problem with both branches of Satanism is that they cannot exist without Christianity. This fact they counter with a sad argument consisting of the devil concept predates Christianity and is stolen form other religious figures like the Egyptian God Set. If that’s the case call your stupid made up religion setism
To the forum with ye devils.
Have a nice day
Ad Hominem My Ass
So I finally said it and I never really wanted to. I do not believe the majority of theists will ever be able to view atheism as a valid or rational choice. Sure they’ll pretend they do but that’s until they hand you the pamphlets. All of the logical arguments and debates are lost of them as they dance betwixt fairytale and mass delusion and circularly defend their false logic. It’s not going to let up anytime soon. Don’t get me wrong, I am friends with theists I just see them as confused and any theist at best sees ME as confused. It’s nothing personal or anything we are just at an impasse that cannot possibly be resolved without absolute imperial evidence regarding the existence or non-existence of GOD one way or another.
The single greatest obstacle to total atheistic acceptance is atheism. I say that but it’s probably not what you’re thinking so make sure you keep your minds open for a second. Theists here in First World societies have pretty much accepted the existences of all of the major Judeo-Christian religions. Even some of the weirder ones most of them understand as long as they believe in SOME kind of external higher power. What they cannot understand and what we as atheists cannot hope to make them understand at least at this juncture is someone with NO RELIGION.
The cause for this is totally simple. Most people with any kind of religious conviction at all want to believe that all people instinctively know that “something is out there.” They don’t want to admit that if someone hadn’t gotten a hold of them when they were too young and naïve to fight it off that they wouldn’t believe a lick of religious propaganda. As if any adult with a sound and filly developed mind could be convinced that all human life on earth was descended from one couple, two separate times. (The bible says to remain childlike, because children believe unquestioningly.)
I’ve yet to see any Atheist Vs Theist debate that hasn’t turned into a total shit slinging festival. I’m not taking a side here because anyone who has ever been involved in that kind of a debate is guilty of doing it at some point if you tell me you aren’t you are a fucking liar.
So we are at an impasse.
I still hate you
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Have a nice day
Porn Leads To Abortions
Did you know that I heard the most intelligent piece of conservative shit ever leak out of a woman’s mouth on the radio today? I was listening to the Sean Hannity show today because I usually agree with him about half of the time and I was both disgusted and overjoyed to hear one of his women callers say that she has changed her mind about Rudy Guliani and can now vote for him despite his stance on abortion because of his crackdowns on pornography in New York City because pornography leads to abortions.
Let me repeat that just in case you all missed that vital little bit of information. This woman, right out of the sixteenth century believes that pornography leads to abortions. What the mother fucking shit is going wrong here? I’m not even fucking around here. I’ll bet she believes that every time a guy shoots his wad down the drain that he is committing a hell worthy trespass. These are the kinds of people that have half of the time led everything to get as bad as it has.
Liberals annoy me but social conservatives just totally piss me off. How can you say n one hand the government should have no powers in addition to what the constitution states and then on the other hand say that what a woman does with her own body is the business of the government and DO IT WITH a straight face. What the fuck? I hope she chokes on fucking sperm in her sleep when her sexually frustrated husband jacks off on her sleeping body,
PETA Loves to Rip on KFC
Well I have some simple facts for you about chickens and slaughterhouses since all of you seem so content to fall for what is obviously a ploy to scare people and disgust people into vegetarianism. They picked a perfect time to release it, while everyone is up in arms over the cruelty. When you call the toll free number at the end of the video it takes you to a menu where they are giving you Jesus (who ate meat), an anti KFC
Firstly, there is no such thing as a “free range chicken” every chicken on the planet is a domesticated animal, i.e. bred, fed, and raised by human beings for our eating and egg stealing enjoyment.
Second, chickens are not “smart” and certainly not as smart as dogs. They sit in those hen houses and when it gets hot in there in the summer they all get in one big pile till the ones on the bottom die of suffocation, yeah THAT is a fucking intelligent bird there. Chicken brains are tiny compared to the brains of other birds, most of there brain functions revolve around knowing when they are hungry and how to walk. That’s all. They don’t form friendships they are aggressive as hell which leads me to my next point; the chickens that are dead in houses are killed by chickens. When they find out something is wrong with another chicken THEY kill it.
phgrl4u, you are wrong. It is now against federal law to use ANY kind of hormone on chicken at all, if that were true the facility would be shut down. You can look on ANY prepackaged chicken at a store and see it. PETA is an extremist organization.
A simple google search will tell you that the average lifespan of a chicken is 5-7 years and only once in awhile will you get one that lives more than 12. You don’t want to eat a chicken that is older than young adulthood because they won’t be tasty. Also a chicken fed and bred to be food should be treated like *gasp* food.
They do go through a stun bath but the same government act that illegalized using chemicals to alter the growth of the chickens make sure that the voltage was enough to stun the chicken. They are also not feathered while alive, ever. They are run through a machine that cuts their heads off with a piece of strung razor wire while they are still stunned. When one gets missed, they are taken off of the line and have their heads cut off, while they are still stunned and hung again on the line.
While they are being caught they are carried, three in each arm and set into the crates. ANY bruised meat results in a loss of wages. Since the catchers are very well paid for unskilled labor (14 to 22 dollars an hour) they don’t want to lose any of their money.
This footage is totally old. You can tell by looking and I want all of you to do some independent research, that means OBJECTIVE research and stop falling for this terrorist ploy.
In addition, if you feel you are being swayed by the intelligence and articulation of Pamela Anderson. Shoot yourself
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