Anti Porn Right-Wing Crazies Use Propaganda? No Way

Posted on October 13, 2008 by superangrymonkey

Sometimes I wonder what’s wrong with people. I know that it may sound redundant for me to say that since this website and my youtube channel both are devoted to the cause of recording my opinions and outrage at just about everything. As a person who has sought somehow in the way that I do things to educate through misinformation and that is something that I am proud to say that in more than one case has been a success. You’d think that I spend every waking moment reflecting on the things that I think are sick and sad but it just isn’t true.

However it has come to my attention that there is a video blogger on youtube called antipornographyblog that is just the epitome of everything that is stupid and wrong with this world. I’d like to open by saying that if you are morally against porn that is your thing. I totally respect the right to think that it is disgusting and immoral to watch or participate in the porn industry in any way shape or form. However, like most psychotic right wing nuts the person who runs this vlog is trying oh so desperately to take away someone’s right to chose what the hell they want to do for a living.

Zamato from the Blasphemangelicals brought this vlogger to my attention yesterday and I thank him for it. This is the kind of stuff that I started doing this to debunk but with that said it is also going to require a bit of research before I can dish out a fresh serving of ownage to this prick.

Here’s the video in question.

Now, you’ll note the way that Tyra Banks, as if she hasn’t made a career by exploiting the sex drives of men, suggesting that this poor adult was just trapped and ensnared by the wily and disgusting industry known as adult film. The antiporn vlogger placed captions in this video throughout its duration using misleading “facts” and taking quotes out of context to support his or her own radical worldview. I really think this is the kind of thing that is killing this country.

I know the girl is 18 years old and a lot of people see this as something that should be outlawed or destroyed entirely but the fact of the matter is that she is an adult and deserves the right to do whatever the fuck she wants to do to make her money. Since I spend a lot of time bashing liberals for attempting to restrict freedom in their own special way I am also going to take this opportunity to expose the right wing side of destruction of freedom.

I firmly believe that the only rational response to this political environment is libertarianism. I don’t care if you don’t agree with me but these two dominant trains of thought are ruining everything for everyone.

Expect a video tonight.

Assholes Beware You’re In For A Scare

Posted on October 24, 2007 by superangrymonkey

There is nothing I hate more in this world than annoying people. You know the type, the kind of person who takes every opportunity they can to make your life just a little bit more unbearable just by being themselves. I’m not talking about people born with no social graces either even though I do think those people should take it upon themselves to just stay home (like I did.) I am talking about people who know better and still choose to be genuine assholes.

I way told in high school that it would all end after I left high school. That was the biggest fucking lie anyone ever told me. There are still people who behave the same way as all of the assholes I have ever met in my life everywhere I have ever been in this country and I am sure all around the world. The fact of the matter is and I know this now because of my online stint as a professional asshole that being an asshole is a hell of a lot of fun.

I’m not even joking imagine not caring enough about the people around you to just say whatever the fuck you want to whenever the fuck you want to say it. You can’t ever know how good it feels to be able to tell perfect strangers in a loud tone of voice exactly where they can stick their social norms.

Some of you may argue that the way to deal with assholes is not to become an asshole yourself but I whole heartedly disagree. I think it has become apparent at this point that the only real way to deal with these mother fuckers is to deal with them with their own ammo. I mean you can quickly shut a mother fucker up if you know what you are doing and here are some tips to make your assholing a lot easier from here on out.

1) Never ever admit you are wrong especially when you know you are.
2) Always talk at great length about yourself
3) Make any emotional connection with other people superficial at best
4) Be sure to take ever opportunity to sound pretentious and arrogant
5) Be pretentious and arrogant
6) Channel all of the awesome through you as you move among the sheep
7) Know you are the greatest thing to ever happen to planet earth ever
Kick animals and small children randomly as you pass
9) Get behind some really ludicrous causes like saving the walls or Jesus and tell people about it
10) Rule hard

More to come on this list soon.

Arkansas Family Takes Procreation to a New Level

Posted on August 4, 2007 by superangrymonkey

Buncha Babies

Arkansas Family Takes Procreation to a New Level

Two fundies from the natural state of Arkansas have just had their seventeenth child. They named her Jennifer because not only does Jim Bob Duggar (I’m not making that up) insist that his wife Michelle stay pregnant for pretty much twenty years, just he is also one of those annoying mother fuckers that insists on sticking with a first letter theme. Baby Jennifer is joining her other siblings Joshua, John David, Janna, Jill, Jessa, Jinger, Joseph, Josiah, Joy-Anna, Jedidiah, Jeremiah, Jason, James, Justin, Jackson, and Joanna.

Not only did they really stretch to make that “J” thing work, I think it is fucking ridiculous that these people are not even considering the three words that I have as advice for them “I. U. D.”. Jim Bob Duggar and his wife waited until thirty minutes after Jennifer was born before they started discussing having another one. They hope that it’s another girl.

The children were furious that their ever shrinking inheritance has gotten smaller yet.

Now I do have an opinion about this family and that’s that they are doing it for the attention that it gets them. Discovery Health already has a section of their website devoted to them. This featured section of the website has nothing really to do with health; instead it shows them getting ready for the Christmas season and talking about what foods the kids like best and other insane garbage.

Jim Bob, a former state representative of Arkansas was quoted saying “We are just so grateful to God for another gift from him, we are just so thankful to him that everything went just very well.” Wow.

I’ve got a simple biology lesson for that mother fucker, those kids aren’t a gift from God, your unwillingness to put a stop to the infiltration of your swimmers into your wife’s fertile plains are causing a severe population anomaly in your local region. People won’t have to wonder very long about why we are all stupid when everyone in America’s last name is Duggar

I have a real hard time believing that after ten kids are born you are giving the kind of care that you need to each individual child. I can’t believe that no one is even suggesting that these people start using some kind of birth control. In three generations everyone in the fucking town is going to be related to these people but then again we are talking about Arkansas here.

Here’s another simple biology lesson free of charge. Being pregnant for just about 20 years straight cannot be healthy for the wife. Her nutrient stores are probably depleted to hell and are bones are well on their way to being as brittle as glass when she gets old. I know that the fundies think children are a gift from god but I don’t think that another child and another article in the newspapers is worth losing your wide and mother of seventeen over.

Now I know their dad is a politician so I think that they are doing this for the attention that it gets them, I just wish they would find something to be exceptional at apart from boning.

As much as I’d love to be able to tell them that they are breeding an army of fast food employees and strippers I’ll have to settle for insulting them here. I feel sorry for the kids who have to grow up in an environment like that I guess and that’s something that you won’t hear me say very often.

Have a nice day.

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