Is it just me…?

Posted on February 25, 2010 by TheCouchFucker

Or is the gun control crowd a particularly dense brand of morons?

The video itself is just the shoot-out from Heat, which, by itself, is fun to watch. However, if you really want to see what I’m talking about open the video page and read the description; then read the comments or check out the channel itself(http://www.youtube.com/user/jacquelineveronique).

Her arguments for gun bans include the run-of-the-mill and the completely ridiculous and braindead. She even includes hunters as murderers who have claimed the lives of millions of innocents(animals). I guess I’m a murderer then because I’ve shot wild turkey before. I guess I’m also a murderer because I like beef, pork, poultry, venison, elk, buffalo, fish, shellfish and rabbits. That’s right. To this stupid bitch, I have not only killed before, I could kill again.

I really can’t justify filling this entire page with descriptions of this waste of existence. Just go look for yourselves.

Lol and rage, people. Lol and rage.

P.S. In one of her videos she says that the tiger is her favorite animal. If I ever have the chance to eat tiger, I will. Just to send her pictures of it and make her cry.

Inmendham, What A Douchebag

Posted on October 10, 2008 by superangrymonkey

This weeks douchebag of the week award goes to

What a fucking tool.

After many requests to make a video response to one of inmendham’s videos I decided to do it. To tell you the truth I never really watched a lot of this guy because he always struck me as a total retard. However after my reawakening I needed to respond to this guy who looks like a clone of every grungy hippie that I’ve ever seen.

It’s kind of funny when you think about it but for a holocaust denier that also embraces communist ideas I’ll have to suggest that anything else you have to say is… bullshit.

Socialized Healthcare: A System Of Government Dependance

Posted on October 30, 2007 by superangrymonkey

There is one thing I am more tired of hearing than anything else right now and that is people saying that we have some kind of responsibility to take care of those who are less fortunate than ourselves and they use the fact that these poor people have a shit load of kids who are not going to get the care they need. “Think about the kids!” They scream, and I have to tell you something; I did think about the kinds and I still don’t care. I know that sounds mean but try to bear with me while I explain myself for you idiots out there

By creating a class of people who are totally and utterly dependent on the government for survival you are begging not only for tax increase but also an army of people who vote Democrat. I am beginning to think that a lot of what is seen as helping the poor in this country is nothing more that one huge political maneuver. How’s that for cynical? What it all comes down to is votes and money.

Take for example the plans the left has to increase the taxation on the rich and give some of that money back to the lower classes. What do you think that is? It is taking money from people who are unlikely to vote for the left and giving more money to people who are more likely to vote Democrat. I know that seems impossible for some of you idealists out there to wrap your heads around but try to bear with me while I stick another one to you.

What are you going to do when you have all of this extra money flowing to the government and working only on helping the poor people? Is it the responsibility of rich people to take care of people who refuse to take care of themselves? If I take a person who is a problem do you think throwing money at the problem solves the problem? Like if I give a homeless guy five dollars one day and the next day I walk by him do you think he will not ask me for more money?

What I am saying here is that I believe that the number of people who need the government and expect the government to take care of them is growing by day. I know a lot of people respond to this by calling me paranoid. What it sounds like is people just want to give up what makes them responsible for their own lives.

That’s what all of this outcry for socialized medicine seems to mean for me. Hey guys lets really fuck up and give the government even more power. I don’t what the fuck you are talking about. What we need really is more people like myself who hold the government in absolute contempt. I am not afraid to make them accountable but I am one voice, we need more voices like my own so those fucks on capital Hill will hear you see?

Think about what you are saying to me right now. You want to take your healthcare and give it to the government who bankrupted social security. You want to take your healthcare and give it to the same government that you all claim you do not trust? What the fuck?

Hail Hillary Clinton: Our Future Leader

Posted on October 30, 2007 by superangrymonkey

Here is a couple of things more that just don’t sit too well with me about Hillary Clinton and the first is the fact that she continuously assures us of her qualifications for the job that she is applying for. My question is; how is she qualified? I mean, there have been a hell of a lot of first ladies and if all you have to do is fuck (or not fuck as the case may be) a president to be qualified to do the job then why haven’t any of the others decided to run? Come to think of it, what makes Hillary Clinton qualified to even be a senator really? Wow, way to drop the fucking ball New York. You may hate Bill Clinton and George Dubyah but he and Bill both were and are more qualified for the job than she is. Jeez.

So that is my challenge for all of you liberals out there who are planning on handing Hillary the reigns of power in this country. I want you to come up with one of Hillary’s great achievements that equates to she should be sitting in the oval office while her horny cracker husband philanders elsewhere. If you can name me one achievement that makes her qualified and is unique to Hillary like she says then I will admit I am wrong publicly but to tell you the truth, I am not the one who is in the wrong here.

I wasn’t going to bring up my next point but for completion of this thought I am. Hillary Clinton is not only applying for a job she is also trying to become a symbol, the face that America shows o the world. What do you think will define that symbol when Hillary gets in control and almost destroys this county because like it or not that is what is going to happen when she wins the election. Don’t get me wrong the American people have all the power in the world to stop it they simply refuse out of sheer cowardice.

If any of you young single women who plan on voting for Hillary simply because she is a woman want to hand in your vote registration cards now that would be great. I can’t believe that there are voters in this country that are so stupid as to not vote on an issue but the fact that someone doesn’t have a penis. What the fuck is wrong with you people? You all ought to be drug out into the street and shot you sick little cultists.

I am so tired of hearing people say “I just don’t think I am ready to put another republican back in office.” The republicans who are running for president are not George Bush, they are not related to George Bush, and they are not nearly as good looking as George Bush (lolz0rs) stfu and gtfo out political debate you baseless fucks.

It all comes down to the people refusing to hold the Government accountable for its actions and it is something that makes me sick if I think about it too long. I actually have to think of pretty things for awhile after I finish one of these blogs and that’s a joke . Seriously though Hillary is a poison.

She handles everything she does through focus groups and make for TV handlers and everything she says is soft and taken through them. This didn’t just start when she decided to run for president either; she has been doing this for years even when Billy Boy was the President. Fuck.

Have a nice day

Class Warfare The Democratic Platform

Posted on October 26, 2007 by superangrymonkey

Why is it that every time I deal with other people I feel like I am trying to communicate with alien life forms? Why it that they never do what is good for them just so they can complain? This brings me into how I feel about class warfare.

I am middle class; I do not hate the rich. However, there are an awful lot of people out there that fucking do. Why? It seems pretty petty to ask someone who plays the game better than you do to take care of people who should know how to take care of themselves. It seems to be the major platform of the Democratic Party to try to fuck the rich to buy votes from the not rich.

Here’s some simple economics for you. If you make the rich pay more in tax they will increase the prices for their goods and services to make the difference. Who loses? We do. Durrr.