Sometimes. The point is to use the appropriate amount of violence at just the right times to correct socially annoying or unacceptable behavior. Scroll to Monkey’s last entry and let’s take the Mcdonald’s line as an example. The douchebag who stood there looking at the menu when he was at the front of the line? New rule. You have FIVE SECONDS once you get to the front of the line to order or get stepping. If you take longer than that, we’re allowed to punch you. Just once. One solid crack across the back of the skull. This goes for anywhere applicable, fast food, coffee shops, even drive-thrus. Seriously, get out of your car and punch the motherfucker in the teeth. Get off your fucking cellphone and order(Also, you assholes who do this shit better hope that I’m not the guy behind you if this shit catches on, because I’ll start carrying brass knuckles).
Same thing for shitty parents whose kids are running around, breaking things, screaming, kicking the back of the seat in front of them, whatever. Don’t hit the kids, they haven’t been taught any better. Hit the piece of shit responsible. If you can’t control your kids in public, leave them at home(actually, if you can’t keep your kids from acting like the rambunctious, sociopathic little monsters they were born as, you shouldn’t be having kids at all). Oh, that’s right, you don’t actually care about raising a child, you just want the free shit from the fucking Feds and the “poor, single mother/father” sympathy from the rest of the world. Kill yourself(because I’m not allowed to do it).
And fucking carollers. It’s 9pm, it’s cold, it’s snowing, I’m trying to fucking relax and have a beer and next thing I know you cocksuckers are out there dressed in clothing from another time period singing “O Come all Ye Faithful” like you’re doing me a favor. Shut the fuck up and go home.
Some people deserve more than a single punch. Some people just need their asses handed to them on a platter. Those fuckers that Casey-Jones-ball-bat your mailbox off the post or slash your tires or spray-paint your garage door for fun. Run the asshats down and kick their fucking teeth in. They deserve it.
And then some people just need to be fucking gunned down like the worthless, walking, two-hundred pound pieces of human shit that they are. Guy tries to rob the liquor store? Shoot him. Tries to take your neighbor’s car? Blow his fucking head off. You get the idea.
More violence in the right places IS the fucking answer and your third-grade teacher can kiss my ass and suck on my left nut if they say otherwise.
